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Funny Baseball Quotes

Choices. After all, it’s only your face Picture Quote #1

With the money I’m making, I should be playing two positions Picture Quote #1

Run hard. Turn left Picture Quote #1

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square Picture Quote #1

How most people think of swinging. How I think of swinging Picture Quote #1

You're Killin' Me Smalls Picture Quote #1

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You can't steal second base with your foot on first Picture Quote #1

Baseball has a funny way to tap you on the shoulder when you least expect it and tells you it’s the end Picture Quote #1

You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds Picture Quote #1

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It’s kind of funny when you finally see it Picture Quote #1

Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game - it, and high taxes Picture Quote #1

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida Picture Quote #1

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When you say you’re a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you’re a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you’re a Dodger, everybody knows you’re in the Major Leagues Picture Quote #1

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways Picture Quote #1

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal Picture Quote #1

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers Picture Quote #1

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work Picture Quote #1

Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging Picture Quote #1

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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical Picture Quote #1

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture Picture Quote #1

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? Picture Quote #1

The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up Picture Quote #1

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs Picture Quote #1

Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square Picture Quote #1

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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time Picture Quote #1

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Choices. After all, it’s only your face (Funny Baseball Quotes) With the money I’m making, I should be playing two positions (Funny Baseball Quotes) Run hard. Turn left (Funny Baseball Quotes) It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square (Funny Baseball Quotes) How most people think of swinging. How I think of swinging (Funny Baseball Quotes) You're Killin' Me Smalls (Funny Baseball Quotes) You can't steal second base with your foot on first (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball has a funny way to tap you on the shoulder when you least expect it and tells you it’s the end. (Funny Baseball Quotes) You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds. (Funny Baseball Quotes) You always dream about being on a baseball card. It’s kind of funny when you finally see it. (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game - it, and high taxes (Funny Baseball Quotes) When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida (Funny Baseball Quotes) When you say you’re a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you’re a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you’re a Dodger, everybody knows you’re in the Major Leagues (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal (Funny Baseball Quotes) The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers (Funny Baseball Quotes) There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work (Funny Baseball Quotes) Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical (Funny Baseball Quotes) I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture (Funny Baseball Quotes) Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? (Funny Baseball Quotes) The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up (Funny Baseball Quotes) What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs (Funny Baseball Quotes) Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square (Funny Baseball Quotes) A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time (Funny Baseball Quotes)

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