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Funny Birthday Quotes

When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like Picture Quote #1

I'm not 40, i'm 18 with 22 years experience Picture Quote #1

I'm just here for the cake Picture Quote #1

I'm not 30. I'm just 29.99 plus tax Picture Quote #1

Gonna party like it’s my birthday... cause it is!!! Picture Quote #1

Wait, wait, wait, how old are you? Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday you magnificent bastard Picture Quote #1

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Happy Birthday to me Picture Quote #1

OMG it’s your birthday Picture Quote #1

As long as everything is exactly the way I want, I'm totally flexible Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday old person! Now where the HELL is my cake! Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday you sexy beast Picture Quote #1

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time Picture Quote #1

Enjoy your birthday with the people you love more than me Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway Picture Quote #1

It’s your birthday, I’m controlling my excitment Picture Quote #1

It’s been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer Picture Quote #1

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I got you something for your birthday, and it ain’t cake Picture Quote #1

Another year has passed and I’m still younger than you Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before Picture Quote #1

Smile it’s your birthday Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday babe! Picture Quote #1

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine Picture Quote #1

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Birthday cake calories don’t count Picture Quote #1

I remember when you weren’t so disturbingly old Picture Quote #1

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’ Picture Quote #1

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’ Picture Quote #1

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me Picture Quote #1

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own Picture Quote #1

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When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm not 40, i'm 18 with 22 years experience (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm just here for the cake (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm not 30. I'm just 29.99 plus tax (Funny Birthday Quotes) Gonna party like it’s my birthday... cause it is!!! (Funny Birthday Quotes) Wait, wait, wait, how old are you? (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday you magnificent bastard (Funny Birthday Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy Birthday to me (Funny Birthday Quotes) OMG it’s your birthday (Funny Birthday Quotes) As long as everything is exactly the way I want, I'm totally flexible (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday old person! Now where the HELL is my cake! (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday you sexy beast (Funny Birthday Quotes) Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time (Funny Birthday Quotes) Enjoy your birthday with the people you love more than me (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway (Funny Birthday Quotes) It’s your birthday, I’m controlling my excitment (Funny Birthday Quotes) It’s been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer (Funny Birthday Quotes) I got you something for your birthday, and it ain’t cake (Funny Birthday Quotes) Another year has passed and I’m still younger than you (Funny Birthday Quotes) I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before (Funny Birthday Quotes) Smile it’s your birthday (Funny Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday babe! (Funny Birthday Quotes) May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine (Funny Birthday Quotes) Birthday cake calories don’t count (Funny Birthday Quotes) I remember when you weren’t so disturbingly old (Funny Birthday Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’ (Funny Birthday Quotes) Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’ (Funny Birthday Quotes) It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me (Funny Birthday Quotes) After thirty, a body has a mind of its own (Funny Birthday Quotes)

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