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Funny Bones Quotes

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone Picture Quote #1

I’m a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone Picture Quote #1

I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle Picture Quote #1

I watched ‘The Neighbors’ when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, ‘You know, I like this show. If they’re ever looking for somebody, I’d like to work with them.’ Picture Quote #1

It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book and say, ‘This is meant to be a funny book,’ and we didn’t have to make any bones about it Picture Quote #1

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick Picture Quote #1

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I don’t have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It’s not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I’m always having to dampen that down Picture Quote #1

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I’m laughing Picture Quote #1

In comedy you sometimes have to look at the funny bone a little bit. So, that was the hardest part - was not offending. I’m not laughing at anybody. We’re laughing together about who we are - and the funnier part of who we are. I’m (sure) not writing this and calling you a stereotype. I’m not doing that Picture Quote #1

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone Picture Quote #1

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was made from his funny bone Picture Quote #1

I have funny bones. If there’s ever any kind of tension, I’ll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up Picture Quote #1

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The first time I went over to [my director’s] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone Picture Quote #1

I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can’t spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a ‘k’ to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side Picture Quote #1

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! Picture Quote #1

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don’t think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don’t. And by the way - when you get it, we don’t know it Picture Quote #1

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations Picture Quote #1

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone (Funny Bones Quotes) I’m a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone (Funny Bones Quotes) I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle. (Funny Bones Quotes) I watched ‘The Neighbors’ when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, ‘You know, I like this show. If they’re ever looking for somebody, I’d like to work with them.’ (Funny Bones Quotes) It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book and say, ‘This is meant to be a funny book,’ and we didn’t have to make any bones about it. (Funny Bones Quotes) Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. (Funny Bones Quotes) I don’t have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It’s not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I’m always having to dampen that down. (Funny Bones Quotes) I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I’m laughing. (Funny Bones Quotes) In comedy you sometimes have to look at the funny bone a little bit. So, that was the hardest part - was not offending. I’m not laughing at anybody. We’re laughing together about who we are - and the funnier part of who we are. I’m (sure) not writing this and calling you a stereotype. I’m not doing that. (Funny Bones Quotes) Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone. (Funny Bones Quotes) You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was made from his funny bone. (Funny Bones Quotes) I have funny bones. If there’s ever any kind of tension, I’ll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. (Funny Bones Quotes) The first time I went over to [my director’s] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone (Funny Bones Quotes) I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can’t spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a ‘k’ to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side (Funny Bones Quotes) You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! (Funny Bones Quotes) A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don’t think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don’t. And by the way - when you get it, we don’t know it (Funny Bones Quotes) Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations (Funny Bones Quotes)