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Funny Boyfriend Quotes

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge Picture Quote #1

What makes him your boyfriend? I told him he was Picture Quote #1

How I sit at the computer when Skyping my boyfriend. The other 99% of the time Picture Quote #1

I don’t always meet a nice girl. But when I do, I meet her boyfriend ten minutes later Picture Quote #1

I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me Picture Quote #1

Ex boyfriend voodoo doll Picture Quote #1

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How about no! You crazy clingy ex boyfriend Picture Quote #1

You don't like me? But your boyfriend does Picture Quote #1

Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” Picture Quote #1

I just lost my boyfriend... He's my fiancee now Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’ Picture Quote #1

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend Picture Quote #1

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With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it’s absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: ‘Go on, get in the kitchen,’ it’s funny because we know it’s not our lives Picture Quote #1

My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. ‘Playboy’ called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at the time didn’t want me to do it, but they kept coming back, so I eventually said yes Picture Quote #1

For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn’t being unique. Even now, I won’t wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I’m real funny that way Picture Quote #1

It’s so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the ‘Growing Pains’/’What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’ era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me Picture Quote #1

Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now Picture Quote #1

I wish I could meet a guy like you. Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but who’s not as ugly Picture Quote #1

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We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do Picture Quote #1

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant Picture Quote #1

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend Picture Quote #1

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I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) What makes him your boyfriend? I told him he was (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) How I sit at the computer when Skyping my boyfriend. The other 99% of the time (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I don’t always meet a nice girl. But when I do, I meet her boyfriend ten minutes later (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Ex boyfriend voodoo doll (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) How about no! You crazy clingy ex boyfriend (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) You don't like me? But your boyfriend does (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I just lost my boyfriend... He's my fiancee now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’. (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it’s absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: ‘Go on, get in the kitchen,’ it’s funny because we know it’s not our lives (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. ‘Playboy’ called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at the time didn’t want me to do it, but they kept coming back, so I eventually said yes (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn’t being unique. Even now, I won’t wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I’m real funny that way (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) It’s so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the ‘Growing Pains’/’What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’ era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I wish I could meet a guy like you. Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but who’s not as ugly (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)

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