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Funny Break Up Quotes

Dear stress, let's break up Picture Quote #1

It is most definitely you Picture Quote #1

We’re so over. We need a new word for “over” Picture Quote #1

I'm deleting you from my life Picture Quote #1

This is my ex looking for someone better than me Picture Quote #1

You'll never find someone like me. Good Picture Quote #1

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I'm going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them Picture Quote #1

Dog, just let her go! She doesn’t love you Picture Quote #1

It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men Picture Quote #1

We broke up. But she said we could still be cousins Picture Quote #1

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little, every day Picture Quote #1

Matt and Jessica 4 like a month Picture Quote #1

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I am currently training to be your hottest ex girlfriend Picture Quote #1

You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitches window Picture Quote #1

It’s not me, it’s you Picture Quote #1

My plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid, And forget you ever existed Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

I broke up with my gym. We are just not working out Picture Quote #1

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Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf? Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry, I’d rather just be friends... with benefits Picture Quote #1

I thought what we had was special Picture Quote #1

Splitting up. I would say “It’s not you, it’s me”, except it’s you Picture Quote #1

I know. break ups suck. But hey. There are plenty of people on the land Picture Quote #1

Your ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like kidnappers asking to “keep in touch” after letting you go Picture Quote #1

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I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It’s such a tricky thing; you don’t want to make rules about it. There’s nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he’d break every rule you set up. But he’s funny Picture Quote #1

If I'm too much for you, frankly, you're not enough for me Picture Quote #1

I feel I am ready to take our relationship to the previous level Picture Quote #1

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he’s so funny Picture Quote #1

How guys think it will be after breaking up. Reality. How girls think it will be after breaking up. Reality Picture Quote #1

A few days later, I realized you could change a man. You could change him into not calling you Picture Quote #1

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Dear stress, let's break up (Funny Break Up Quotes) It is most definitely you (Funny Break Up Quotes) We’re so over. We need a new word for “over” (Funny Break Up Quotes) I'm deleting you from my life (Funny Break Up Quotes) This is my ex looking for someone better than me (Funny Break Up Quotes) You'll never find someone like me. Good (Funny Break Up Quotes) I'm going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them (Funny Break Up Quotes) Dog, just let her go! She doesn’t love you (Funny Break Up Quotes) It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men (Funny Break Up Quotes) We broke up. But she said we could still be cousins (Funny Break Up Quotes) I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little, every day (Funny Break Up Quotes) Matt and Jessica 4 like a month (Funny Break Up Quotes) I am currently training to be your hottest ex girlfriend (Funny Break Up Quotes) You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitches window (Funny Break Up Quotes) It’s not me, it’s you (Funny Break Up Quotes) My plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid, And forget you ever existed (Funny Break Up Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Funny Break Up Quotes) I broke up with my gym. We are just not working out (Funny Break Up Quotes) Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf? (Funny Break Up Quotes) I’m sorry, I’d rather just be friends... with benefits (Funny Break Up Quotes) I thought what we had was special (Funny Break Up Quotes) Splitting up. I would say “It’s not you, it’s me”, except it’s you (Funny Break Up Quotes) I know. break ups suck. But hey. There are plenty of people on the land (Funny Break Up Quotes) Your ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like kidnappers asking to “keep in touch” after letting you go (Funny Break Up Quotes) I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It’s such a tricky thing; you don’t want to make rules about it. There’s nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he’d break every rule you set up. But he’s funny. (Funny Break Up Quotes) If I'm too much for you, frankly, you're not enough for me (Funny Break Up Quotes) I feel I am ready to take our relationship to the previous level (Funny Break Up Quotes) It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he’s so funny. (Funny Break Up Quotes) How guys think it will be after breaking up. Reality. How girls think it will be after breaking up. Reality (Funny Break Up Quotes) A few days later, I realized you could change a man. You could change him into not calling you (Funny Break Up Quotes)

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