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Funny But True Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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Grandparent cats, learning how to skype (Funny But True Quotes)
I gotta do some nothing (Funny But True Quotes)
Internet. Please let me sleep. I like sleep (Funny But True Quotes)
Friends are therapists you can drink with (Funny But True Quotes)
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? (Funny But True Quotes)
Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are are around even when they think you’re fool (Funny But True Quotes)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny But True Quotes)
Only dead fish go with the flow (Funny But True Quotes)
Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth (Funny But True Quotes)
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! (Funny But True Quotes)
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am (Funny But True Quotes)
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August (Funny But True Quotes)
There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take (Funny But True Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funny But True Quotes)
Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed! (Funny But True Quotes)
You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Funny But True Quotes)
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny But True Quotes)
Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework (Funny But True Quotes)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else (Funny But True Quotes)
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep (Funny But True Quotes)
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funny But True Quotes)
Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored (Funny But True Quotes)
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police (Funny But True Quotes)
Intervention. We need you to step away from the internet right now (Funny But True Quotes)
It’s time to stop posting (Funny But True Quotes)
I have a feeling that my guardian angel often looks like this (Funny But True Quotes)
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Funny But True Quotes)
Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female (Funny But True Quotes)
Sometimes, the other characters are too normal and then you start to be brought back to reality but then Luna shows up and she is just so funny and cool and honest and slightly mad and she’s all that matters. She is 100% true. She puts on no shows, because she is so comfortable with herself (Funny But True Quotes)
As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it’s not like I arrange myself into comedy mode or serious mode. If it’s good writing you just have to play it true - if it’s funny, it’s funny. But obviously you don’t want it to be amusing if you’re playing Hedda Gabler! (Funny But True Quotes)