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Funny Christmas Quotes

What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer Picture Quote #1

I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake Picture Quote #1

He see’s you when you’re sleeping Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas Picture Quote #1

Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! Picture Quote #1

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Your gift is in the litter box Picture Quote #1

Santa. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

Tie the mistletoe to my tail, so you can kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted Picture Quote #1

I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list Picture Quote #1

It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! Picture Quote #1

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Merry Kissmyass Picture Quote #1

You're not the real Santa!! Picture Quote #1

Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year Picture Quote #1

This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year Picture Quote #1

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time Picture Quote #1

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year Picture Quote #1

It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them Picture Quote #1

When someone asks

Santa... you got my letter!! Picture Quote #1

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas Picture Quote #1

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin Picture Quote #1

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark Picture Quote #1

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Picture Quote #1

I think ‘Elf’ is funny, with Will Ferrell. That’s a great Christmas movie Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how we ‘do’ Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross Picture Quote #1

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special Picture Quote #1

Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed Picture Quote #1

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What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer (Funny Christmas Quotes) I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake (Funny Christmas Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping (Funny Christmas Quotes) We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Your gift is in the litter box (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) Tie the mistletoe to my tail, so you can kiss my ass (Funny Christmas Quotes) Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted (Funny Christmas Quotes) I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Merry Kissmyass (Funny Christmas Quotes) You're not the real Santa!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year (Funny Christmas Quotes) This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass (Funny Christmas Quotes) I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them (Funny Christmas Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa... you got my letter!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. (Funny Christmas Quotes) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. (Funny Christmas Quotes) I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin (Funny Christmas Quotes) I think ‘Elf’ is funny, with Will Ferrell. That’s a great Christmas movie. (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s funny how we ‘do’ Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross. (Funny Christmas Quotes) We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special (Funny Christmas Quotes) Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed (Funny Christmas Quotes)

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