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Funny Christmas Quotes

I’m decorating my parents’ house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! Picture Quote #1

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas Picture Quote #1

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open Picture Quote #1

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered Picture Quote #1

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around Picture Quote #1

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I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally Picture Quote #1

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year Picture Quote #1

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard Picture Quote #1

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help Picture Quote #1

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas Picture Quote #1

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas Picture Quote #1

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph Picture Quote #1

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child Picture Quote #1

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice Picture Quote #1

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart Picture Quote #1

I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If it’s a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands Picture Quote #1

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included Picture Quote #1

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I’m decorating my parents’ house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log (Funny Christmas Quotes) I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around (Funny Christmas Quotes) I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally (Funny Christmas Quotes) At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph (Funny Christmas Quotes) There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child (Funny Christmas Quotes) Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart (Funny Christmas Quotes) I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If it’s a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands (Funny Christmas Quotes) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included (Funny Christmas Quotes)

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