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Funny Drinking Quotes

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I drink to make other people more interesting Picture Quote #1

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less Picture Quote #1

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

Here’s to blacking out! Picture Quote #1

One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM Picture Quote #1

Just one bottle tonight! Picture Quote #1

Why limit happy to an hour? Picture Quote #1

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home Picture Quote #1

The voices in my head are all demanding drinks Picture Quote #1

Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink Picture Quote #1

I didn’t text you - tequila did Picture Quote #1

I'm never drinking again. Ever Picture Quote #1

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

When it rains, I pour Picture Quote #1

The Irish. Never too busy for a quick pint Picture Quote #1

I have no physical courage, I've asked for a double Picture Quote #1

You look like I need a drink Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway Picture Quote #1

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Welcome to the Caribbean, love Picture Quote #1

Save water drink champagne Picture Quote #1

Life of a college student. Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends Picture Quote #1

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Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Funny Drinking Quotes) I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Funny Drinking Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Funny Drinking Quotes) I drink to make other people more interesting (Funny Drinking Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less (Funny Drinking Quotes) Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Drinking Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Funny Drinking Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Funny Drinking Quotes) Here’s to blacking out! (Funny Drinking Quotes) One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM (Funny Drinking Quotes) Just one bottle tonight! (Funny Drinking Quotes) Why limit happy to an hour? (Funny Drinking Quotes) I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home (Funny Drinking Quotes) The voices in my head are all demanding drinks (Funny Drinking Quotes) Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink (Funny Drinking Quotes) I didn’t text you - tequila did (Funny Drinking Quotes) I'm never drinking again. Ever (Funny Drinking Quotes) I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim (Funny Drinking Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Funny Drinking Quotes) I drink therefore I am (Funny Drinking Quotes) When it rains, I pour (Funny Drinking Quotes) The Irish. Never too busy for a quick pint (Funny Drinking Quotes) I have no physical courage, I've asked for a double (Funny Drinking Quotes) You look like I need a drink (Funny Drinking Quotes) Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway (Funny Drinking Quotes) You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Welcome to the Caribbean, love (Funny Drinking Quotes) Save water drink champagne (Funny Drinking Quotes) Life of a college student. Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink (Funny Drinking Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Funny Drinking Quotes) Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends (Funny Drinking Quotes)

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