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Text Quotes
I didn’t text you - tequila did (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Step aside water, this is a job for wine (Funny Drinking Quotes)
When it rains, I pour (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I only drink wine when I’m alone or with others (Funny Drinking Quotes)
The Irish. Never too busy for a quick pint (Funny Drinking Quotes)
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in his boat and drink all day (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I'm just gonna take a sip k? (Funny Drinking Quotes)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading (Funny Drinking Quotes)
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Irish aerobics (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Don't drink and prime (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Save water drink champagne (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life (Funny Drinking Quotes)
You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Welcome to the Caribbean, love (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I can’t do that... without alcohol (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Yay! There is room to add vodka (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway (Funny Drinking Quotes)
You look like I need a drink (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Life of a college student. Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Alcohole. A person who turns into a total asshole after just a few drinks (Funny Drinking Quotes)
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly (Funny Drinking Quotes)
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Funny Drinking Quotes)
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking (Funny Drinking Quotes)