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Funny Drinking Quotes

I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going Picture Quote #1

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into Picture Quote #1

I suggest we drink before we go out drinking Picture Quote #1

I have finally drank enough wine to tolerate you... you can speak now Picture Quote #1

Let's drink until we all have equal amounts of dirt on each other Picture Quote #1

I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school Picture Quote #1

Maybe it’s the wine talking, but I want more wine Picture Quote #1

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol Picture Quote #1

Beer doesn’t have many vitamins, that’s why you need to drink lots of it Picture Quote #1

Tonight I’m drinking until I’m someone else’s problem Picture Quote #1

The kind of friend I am. What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking? Picture Quote #1

Mr. Archer, do I have to sedate you? Well, I wouldn’t say no to a drink Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it Picture Quote #1

One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough Picture Quote #1

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time Picture Quote #1

Get drunk, I need the truth Picture Quote #1

So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Picture Quote #1

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her Picture Quote #1

I am a drinker with writing problems Picture Quote #1

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite Picture Quote #1

Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine Picture Quote #1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Picture Quote #1

I can resist everything except temptation Picture Quote #1

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon Picture Quote #1

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Picture Quote #1

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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going (Funny Drinking Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Funny Drinking Quotes) I suggest we drink before we go out drinking (Funny Drinking Quotes) I have finally drank enough wine to tolerate you... you can speak now (Funny Drinking Quotes) Let's drink until we all have equal amounts of dirt on each other (Funny Drinking Quotes) I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school (Funny Drinking Quotes) Maybe it’s the wine talking, but I want more wine (Funny Drinking Quotes) Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol (Funny Drinking Quotes) Beer doesn’t have many vitamins, that’s why you need to drink lots of it (Funny Drinking Quotes) Tonight I’m drinking until I’m someone else’s problem (Funny Drinking Quotes) The kind of friend I am. What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking? (Funny Drinking Quotes) Mr. Archer, do I have to sedate you? Well, I wouldn’t say no to a drink (Funny Drinking Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Funny Drinking Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Funny Drinking Quotes) To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it (Funny Drinking Quotes) One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough (Funny Drinking Quotes) One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time (Funny Drinking Quotes) Get drunk, I need the truth (Funny Drinking Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? (Funny Drinking Quotes) A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her (Funny Drinking Quotes) I am a drinker with writing problems (Funny Drinking Quotes) I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite (Funny Drinking Quotes) Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine (Funny Drinking Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (Funny Drinking Quotes) I can resist everything except temptation (Funny Drinking Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon (Funny Drinking Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle (Funny Drinking Quotes)

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