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Funny Drunk Quotes

Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive Picture Quote #1

Wine How classy people get wasted Picture Quote #1

Get drunk, I need the truth Picture Quote #1

When I'm drunk on my cell phone. You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text! Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

Because alcohol tastes better than tears Picture Quote #1

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people Picture Quote #1

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Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive (Funny Drunk Quotes) Wine How classy people get wasted (Funny Drunk Quotes) Get drunk, I need the truth (Funny Drunk Quotes) When I'm drunk on my cell phone. You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text! (Funny Drunk Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Funny Drunk Quotes) Because alcohol tastes better than tears (Funny Drunk Quotes) There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people (Funny Drunk Quotes)

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