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Funny Friend Quotes

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too Picture Quote #1

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together Picture Quote #1

When you go to a friend’s house for the first time. When you go to a friend’s house that you’ve known for years Picture Quote #1

With friends with benefits like you, who needs friends without benefits Picture Quote #1

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What’s the difference? Picture Quote #1

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like half the folks I love Picture Quote #1

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky to have a friend like you and not like me Picture Quote #1

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light Picture Quote #1

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better Picture Quote #1

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved Picture Quote #1

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever Picture Quote #1

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative Picture Quote #1

I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I’d like to be the help that you’ve been always glad to be; I’d like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way Picture Quote #1

I'd take a bullet for you, not in the head, but in the leg or something Picture Quote #1

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim Picture Quote #1

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you Picture Quote #1

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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Picture Quote #1

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog Picture Quote #1

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives Picture Quote #1

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept Picture Quote #1

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me Picture Quote #1

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him Picture Quote #1

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Very funny my sarcastic friend Picture Quote #1

You’re the strangest person I ever met, she said and I said you too and we decided we’d know each other a long time Picture Quote #1

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That’s what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend Picture Quote #1

A man’s friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends Picture Quote #1

There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature Picture Quote #1

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried Picture Quote #1

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Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too (Funny Friend Quotes) Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together (Funny Friend Quotes) When you go to a friend’s house for the first time. When you go to a friend’s house that you’ve known for years (Funny Friend Quotes) With friends with benefits like you, who needs friends without benefits (Funny Friend Quotes) I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What’s the difference? (Funny Friend Quotes) Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter (Funny Friend Quotes) I don’t like half the folks I love (Funny Friend Quotes) A friend in need is a friend to be avoided (Funny Friend Quotes) I’m lucky to have a friend like you and not like me (Funny Friend Quotes) Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light (Funny Friend Quotes) I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better (Funny Friend Quotes) My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved (Funny Friend Quotes) No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever (Funny Friend Quotes) A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative (Funny Friend Quotes) I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I’d like to be the help that you’ve been always glad to be; I’d like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way (Funny Friend Quotes) I'd take a bullet for you, not in the head, but in the leg or something (Funny Friend Quotes) One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim (Funny Friend Quotes) I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you (Funny Friend Quotes) Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? (Funny Friend Quotes) You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog (Funny Friend Quotes) One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives (Funny Friend Quotes) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept (Funny Friend Quotes) I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me (Funny Friend Quotes) An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him (Funny Friend Quotes) Very funny my sarcastic friend (Funny Friend Quotes) You’re the strangest person I ever met, she said and I said you too and we decided we’d know each other a long time (Funny Friend Quotes) It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That’s what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend (Funny Friend Quotes) A man’s friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends (Funny Friend Quotes) There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature (Funny Friend Quotes) Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried (Funny Friend Quotes)

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