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Funny Girlfriend Quotes

How funny my girlfriend thinks I am Picture Quote #1

Who needs a girlfriend when you have chips! Picture Quote #1

If you get a

When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can Picture Quote #1

When you check to see if your girlfriend is still mad at you Picture Quote #1

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Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I’m and at you and I’m gonna be very specific in telling you why. Said no girlfriend ever Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is crazy Picture Quote #1

I don’t necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it’s funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it’s whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse Picture Quote #1

I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever Picture Quote #1

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It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys Picture Quote #1

My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie Picture Quote #1

After ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I’d play the girlfriend of some funny man Picture Quote #1

I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower Picture Quote #1

That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and you’re still single Picture Quote #1

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What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend does this thing where she doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend. It’s so cute Picture Quote #1

You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Trick question. If you’re at Game Stop, you don’t have a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission Picture Quote #1

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me Picture Quote #1

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? Picture Quote #1

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That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday Picture Quote #1

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production Picture Quote #1

My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie Picture Quote #1

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How funny my girlfriend thinks I am (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Who needs a girlfriend when you have chips! (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) If you get a "Happy 3 Day Anniversary" text run. Just run (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When you check to see if your girlfriend is still mad at you (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I’m and at you and I’m gonna be very specific in telling you why. Said no girlfriend ever (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is crazy (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it’s funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it’s whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie. (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) After ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I’d play the girlfriend of some funny man. (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower. (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and you’re still single (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend does this thing where she doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend. It’s so cute (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Trick question. If you’re at Game Stop, you don’t have a girlfriend (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie (Funny Girlfriend Quotes)

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