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Funny Graduation Quotes

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life Picture Quote #1

Congratulations. The best years of your life are over Picture Quote #1

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part Picture Quote #1

Kindergarten graduation. Congratulations, you didn't eat enough crayons or paste to kill yourself. Have a sticker Picture Quote #1

I still have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky Picture Quote #1

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I’ve observed a few things about the few really great people I’ve had a chance to meet and cover...They need to be around people. You and I require sleep. They require people Picture Quote #1

Learn to trust yourself. That’s very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer Picture Quote #1

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job...Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us Picture Quote #1

There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva Picture Quote #1

People will say you can’t do good and do well. They’re wrong, that’s idiotic advice Picture Quote #1

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push-up bras Picture Quote #1

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I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings Picture Quote #1

... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech Picture Quote #1

Look, your whole life is ahead of you. Not the fun part. That part’s over. But the other part Picture Quote #1

Live all of your life. Understand it, see it, appreciate it. And have fun Picture Quote #1

Become goddesses of disobedience Picture Quote #1

There is no delete button for bigotry Picture Quote #1

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... a relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy Picture Quote #1

Remember that there’s no one way of doing things... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it’ll open Picture Quote #1

I wish that someone had said to me that it’s normal to feel lost for a little while Picture Quote #1

When you work for other people you’ll find... that they do know what’s best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don’t know what’s best for you Picture Quote #1

My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out Picture Quote #1

As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky Picture Quote #1

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did Picture Quote #1

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success Picture Quote #1

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it Picture Quote #1

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep Picture Quote #1

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it Picture Quote #1

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job... Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us Picture Quote #1

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Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life (Funny Graduation Quotes) Congratulations. The best years of your life are over (Funny Graduation Quotes) When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part (Funny Graduation Quotes) Kindergarten graduation. Congratulations, you didn't eat enough crayons or paste to kill yourself. Have a sticker (Funny Graduation Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing (Funny Graduation Quotes) As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky. (Funny Graduation Quotes) I’ve observed a few things about the few really great people I’ve had a chance to meet and cover...They need to be around people. You and I require sleep. They require people. (Funny Graduation Quotes) Learn to trust yourself. That’s very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer. (Funny Graduation Quotes) Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job...Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us. (Funny Graduation Quotes) There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva (Funny Graduation Quotes) People will say you can’t do good and do well. They’re wrong, that’s idiotic advice (Funny Graduation Quotes) Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push-up bras (Funny Graduation Quotes) I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings (Funny Graduation Quotes) ... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech (Funny Graduation Quotes) Look, your whole life is ahead of you. Not the fun part. That part’s over. But the other part (Funny Graduation Quotes) Live all of your life. Understand it, see it, appreciate it. And have fun (Funny Graduation Quotes) Become goddesses of disobedience (Funny Graduation Quotes) There is no delete button for bigotry (Funny Graduation Quotes) ... a relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy (Funny Graduation Quotes) Remember that there’s no one way of doing things... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it’ll open (Funny Graduation Quotes) I wish that someone had said to me that it’s normal to feel lost for a little while (Funny Graduation Quotes) When you work for other people you’ll find... that they do know what’s best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don’t know what’s best for you (Funny Graduation Quotes) My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out (Funny Graduation Quotes) As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders. But don’t ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky (Funny Graduation Quotes) I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did (Funny Graduation Quotes) A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success (Funny Graduation Quotes) So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it (Funny Graduation Quotes) A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep (Funny Graduation Quotes) If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it (Funny Graduation Quotes) Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job... Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us (Funny Graduation Quotes)

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