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Funny Gun Quotes

Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world Picture Quote #1

Why carry a gun? Because a cop won't fit in my purse Picture Quote #1

A sign you'll never see. We are a gun free family. Because anti self defense people enjoy the deterrent factor of an armed society Picture Quote #1

I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say

I don't have a gun problem, I have a safe problem Picture Quote #1

Don't like guns? Stay out of my house and we'll be just fine Picture Quote #1

Say hello to my little friend! Picture Quote #1

Firearms are a girl's best friend Picture Quote #1

Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters kill people Picture Quote #1

Gun control. Requires concentration and a steady hand Picture Quote #1

Pew Pew Picture Quote #1

Shall we get more coffee or shall we get two guns and kill ourselves? Picture Quote #1

Wrong house Picture Quote #1

Forty five. Because they don't make forty six Picture Quote #1

We should call the police. On their way Picture Quote #1

This is not a well regulated militia. The 2nd amendment does not apply Picture Quote #1

Because reloading is stupid Picture Quote #1

Bang Picture Quote #1

Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces Picture Quote #1

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Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world (Funny Gun Quotes) Why carry a gun? Because a cop won't fit in my purse (Funny Gun Quotes) A sign you'll never see. We are a gun free family. Because anti self defense people enjoy the deterrent factor of an armed society (Funny Gun Quotes) I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me (Funny Gun Quotes) I don't have a gun problem, I have a safe problem (Funny Gun Quotes) Don't like guns? Stay out of my house and we'll be just fine (Funny Gun Quotes) Say hello to my little friend! (Funny Gun Quotes) Firearms are a girl's best friend (Funny Gun Quotes) Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters kill people (Funny Gun Quotes) Gun control. Requires concentration and a steady hand (Funny Gun Quotes) Pew Pew (Funny Gun Quotes) Shall we get more coffee or shall we get two guns and kill ourselves? (Funny Gun Quotes) Wrong house (Funny Gun Quotes) Forty five. Because they don't make forty six (Funny Gun Quotes) We should call the police. On their way (Funny Gun Quotes) This is not a well regulated militia. The 2nd amendment does not apply (Funny Gun Quotes) Because reloading is stupid (Funny Gun Quotes) Bang (Funny Gun Quotes) Smith and Wesson or a Colt always beat four aces (Funny Gun Quotes)

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