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Funny Joke Quotes

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny Picture Quote #1

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too Picture Quote #1

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard Picture Quote #1

Every particle being connected with every other; you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh Picture Quote #1

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It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It’s like, Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich? See? That was funny Picture Quote #1

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke Picture Quote #1

A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke Picture Quote #1

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we’re talking about it, so it was a good call Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something Picture Quote #1

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I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what’s funny in the joke Picture Quote #1

I’m not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny Picture Quote #1

If you think something’s funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I’ve never really played comedic parts Picture Quote #1

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I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ Picture Quote #1

You can’t just explain a joke. Either it isn’t funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline Picture Quote #1

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he’s serious, they look for a joke Picture Quote #1

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they’re funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature Picture Quote #1

It’s harder when people are playing along, because it’s just not as funny. They’re trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke Picture Quote #1

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator Picture Quote #1

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Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn’t need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity Picture Quote #1

A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’ Picture Quote #1

I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke Picture Quote #1

I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable Picture Quote #1

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus Picture Quote #1

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money Picture Quote #1

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me (Funny Joke Quotes) There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny (Funny Joke Quotes) Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. (Funny Joke Quotes) I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard. (Funny Joke Quotes) Every particle being connected with every other; you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh. (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier. (Funny Joke Quotes) I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It’s like, Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich? See? That was funny. (Funny Joke Quotes) We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke. (Funny Joke Quotes) A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke. (Funny Joke Quotes) At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we’re talking about it, so it was a good call. (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something. (Funny Joke Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes. (Funny Joke Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw. (Funny Joke Quotes) If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what’s funny in the joke (Funny Joke Quotes) I’m not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. (Funny Joke Quotes) If you think something’s funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. (Funny Joke Quotes) I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I’ve never really played comedic parts (Funny Joke Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ (Funny Joke Quotes) You can’t just explain a joke. Either it isn’t funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. (Funny Joke Quotes) If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he’s serious, they look for a joke. (Funny Joke Quotes) I joke around a lot about the manic times because they’re funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s harder when people are playing along, because it’s just not as funny. They’re trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke. (Funny Joke Quotes) The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. (Funny Joke Quotes) Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn’t need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity (Funny Joke Quotes) A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’ (Funny Joke Quotes) I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke (Funny Joke Quotes) I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable (Funny Joke Quotes) I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus (Funny Joke Quotes) Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money... (Funny Joke Quotes)

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