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Funny Joke Quotes

I love practical jokes and humor. That there’s frankly no joke that I don’t think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don’t like being scared Picture Quote #1

I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring Picture Quote #1

Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can’t analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all Picture Quote #1

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible Picture Quote #1

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It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke Picture Quote #1

Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny Picture Quote #1

... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny Picture Quote #1

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families Picture Quote #1

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Picture Quote #1

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke Picture Quote #1

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I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

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I love practical jokes and humor. That there’s frankly no joke that I don’t think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don’t like being scared. (Funny Joke Quotes) I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. (Funny Joke Quotes) Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be. (Funny Joke Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Funny Joke Quotes) I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can’t analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all. (Funny Joke Quotes) The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible (Funny Joke Quotes) It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke (Funny Joke Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Funny Joke Quotes) ... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny (Funny Joke Quotes) I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families (Funny Joke Quotes) Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! (Funny Joke Quotes) Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke (Funny Joke Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Joke Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Joke Quotes)

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