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An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived  (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act  (Funny Life Quotes) For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed  (Funny Life Quotes) Funny how life messed with you  (Funny Life Quotes) Life’s too damn funny for me to explain  (Funny Life Quotes) Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble.  (Funny Life Quotes) No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary  (Funny Life Quotes) Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched  (Funny Life Quotes) There are a lot of funny things that happen in one’s life  (Funny Life Quotes) People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life  (Funny Life Quotes) Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it  (Funny Life Quotes) Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be  (Funny Life Quotes) Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can  (Funny Life Quotes) Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave  (Funny Life Quotes) Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself  (Funny Life Quotes) Life's more fun when you're weird  (Funny Life Quotes) Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out  (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a zoo in a jungle  (Funny Life Quotes) There’s birth, there’s death, and in between there’s maintenance  (Funny Life Quotes) I intend to live forever, or die trying  (Funny Life Quotes) Life is so unlike theory  (Funny Life Quotes) Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow  (Funny Life Quotes) The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present  (Funny Life Quotes) I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons  (Funny Life Quotes) You live and learn. At any rate, you live  (Funny Life Quotes) Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?  (Funny Life Quotes) If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it  (Funny Life Quotes) There must be more to life than having everything  (Funny Life Quotes) A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them  (Funny Life Quotes) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation  (Funny Life Quotes)
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