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Funny Life Quotes

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It’s not very funny, but it’s sincere. My commitment is to sincerity Picture Quote #1

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular Picture Quote #1

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets Picture Quote #1

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people Picture Quote #1

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you Picture Quote #1

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is tragedy plus time Picture Quote #1

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy Picture Quote #1

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization Picture Quote #1

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar Picture Quote #1

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life Picture Quote #1

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations Picture Quote #1

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim Picture Quote #1

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred Picture Quote #1

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time Picture Quote #1

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material Picture Quote #1

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places Picture Quote #1

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries Picture Quote #1

I don’t like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good Picture Quote #1

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came Picture Quote #1

You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend Picture Quote #1

So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! Picture Quote #1

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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about Picture Quote #1

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are Picture Quote #1

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life Picture Quote #1

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it Picture Quote #1

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life Picture Quote #1

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It’s not very funny, but it’s sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. (Funny Life Quotes) In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular (Funny Life Quotes) The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets (Funny Life Quotes) Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people (Funny Life Quotes) Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you (Funny Life Quotes) Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart (Funny Life Quotes) Comedy is tragedy plus time (Funny Life Quotes) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy (Funny Life Quotes) The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization (Funny Life Quotes) A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me (Funny Life Quotes) Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar (Funny Life Quotes) What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life (Funny Life Quotes) I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations (Funny Life Quotes) Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim (Funny Life Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Funny Life Quotes) You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred (Funny Life Quotes) The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time (Funny Life Quotes) Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material (Funny Life Quotes) I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places (Funny Life Quotes) Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries (Funny Life Quotes) I don’t like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came (Funny Life Quotes) You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend (Funny Life Quotes) So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! (Funny Life Quotes) The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about (Funny Life Quotes) If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are (Funny Life Quotes) If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life (Funny Life Quotes) Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made (Funny Life Quotes) It’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it (Funny Life Quotes) The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life (Funny Life Quotes)

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