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Funny Love Quotes

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway Picture Quote #1

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house Picture Quote #1

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her Picture Quote #1

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support Picture Quote #1

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My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don’t notice it any more Picture Quote #1

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella Picture Quote #1

The world’s tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters Picture Quote #1

On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man Picture Quote #1

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox Picture Quote #1

It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up Picture Quote #1

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed Picture Quote #1

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings Picture Quote #1

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience Picture Quote #1

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened Picture Quote #1

If we take matrimony at it’s lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police Picture Quote #1

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty Picture Quote #1

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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend Picture Quote #1

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness Picture Quote #1

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with then and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. Happy Valentine’s Day Picture Quote #1

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Picture Quote #1

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind Picture Quote #1

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! Picture Quote #1

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it Picture Quote #1

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip Picture Quote #1

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life Picture Quote #1

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway (Funny Love Quotes) Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house (Funny Love Quotes) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her (Funny Love Quotes) If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? (Funny Love Quotes) I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife (Funny Love Quotes) I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support (Funny Love Quotes) My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don’t notice it any more (Funny Love Quotes) I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella (Funny Love Quotes) The world’s tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters (Funny Love Quotes) On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man (Funny Love Quotes) I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox (Funny Love Quotes) It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up (Funny Love Quotes) Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed (Funny Love Quotes) Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings (Funny Love Quotes) Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience (Funny Love Quotes) When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened (Funny Love Quotes) If we take matrimony at it’s lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police (Funny Love Quotes) You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty (Funny Love Quotes) I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend (Funny Love Quotes) To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness (Funny Love Quotes) We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with then and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. Happy Valentine’s Day (Funny Love Quotes) Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight (Funny Love Quotes) I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind (Funny Love Quotes) I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! (Funny Love Quotes) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Funny Love Quotes) Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it (Funny Love Quotes) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip (Funny Love Quotes) It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life (Funny Love Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Love Quotes) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Funny Love Quotes)

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