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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent (Funny Marriage Quotes)
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Funny Marriage Quotes)
To me marriage is for five or ten years (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife (Funny Marriage Quotes)
You had no taste when you married me (Funny Marriage Quotes)
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers (Funny Marriage Quotes)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret (Funny Marriage Quotes)
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults (Funny Marriage Quotes)
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back (Funny Marriage Quotes)
One’s fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride (Funny Marriage Quotes)
If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting (Funny Marriage Quotes)
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate (Funny Marriage Quotes)
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! (Funny Marriage Quotes)
You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest (Funny Marriage Quotes)
It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife! (Funny Marriage Quotes)
I was married once before, and I stopped (Funny Marriage Quotes)
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married (Funny Marriage Quotes)
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? (Funny Marriage Quotes)