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Funny Money Quotes

I guess you could say I like older men Picture Quote #1

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini Picture Quote #1

I am a money magnet Picture Quote #1

Money can’t buy love. False. Money bought me a puppy Picture Quote #1

Can a woman make you a millionaire. Yes! If you are a billionaire Picture Quote #1

Everytime I check my bank account Picture Quote #1

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Payday. Rest of the month Picture Quote #1

I ran the numbers dad. We can afford a pony Picture Quote #1

When you start paying your own power bill Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that's pretty much what they cost Picture Quote #1

They say money can't buy happiness. I say give me 100 dollars and watch me smile Picture Quote #1

Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe Picture Quote #1

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I really like 50 cent - or as we call him in Zimbabwe - 4 billion dollars Picture Quote #1

Money can't buy happiness, but it comes pretty damn close Picture Quote #1

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted Picture Quote #1

You know it’s funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor Picture Quote #1

A fool and his money are soon parted Picture Quote #1

Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can Picture Quote #1

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have Picture Quote #1

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy Picture Quote #1

I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it Picture Quote #1

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid $20 felt like $100. Now, $20 feels like $1 Picture Quote #1

Shut up and take my money Picture Quote #1

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The best way to make someone remember you... borrow money off them! Picture Quote #1

Sigh. Explain to me again why money can’t buy me happiness Picture Quote #1

Money is what makes a man act funny Picture Quote #1

Go out tonight? Let me see if I can Picture Quote #1

Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf? Picture Quote #1

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain’t a damn thing funny Picture Quote #1

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I guess you could say I like older men (Funny Money Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Money Quotes) I am a money magnet (Funny Money Quotes) Money can’t buy love. False. Money bought me a puppy (Funny Money Quotes) Can a woman make you a millionaire. Yes! If you are a billionaire (Funny Money Quotes) Everytime I check my bank account (Funny Money Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month (Funny Money Quotes) I ran the numbers dad. We can afford a pony (Funny Money Quotes) When you start paying your own power bill (Funny Money Quotes) Yeah, that's pretty much what they cost (Funny Money Quotes) They say money can't buy happiness. I say give me 100 dollars and watch me smile (Funny Money Quotes) Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe (Funny Money Quotes) I really like 50 cent - or as we call him in Zimbabwe - 4 billion dollars (Funny Money Quotes) Money can't buy happiness, but it comes pretty damn close (Funny Money Quotes) I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted (Funny Money Quotes) You know it’s funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor. (Funny Money Quotes) A fool and his money are soon parted (Funny Money Quotes) Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can (Funny Money Quotes) Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have (Funny Money Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy (Funny Money Quotes) I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it (Funny Money Quotes) My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income (Funny Money Quotes) When I was a kid $20 felt like $100. Now, $20 feels like $1 (Funny Money Quotes) Shut up and take my money (Funny Money Quotes) The best way to make someone remember you... borrow money off them! (Funny Money Quotes) Sigh. Explain to me again why money can’t buy me happiness (Funny Money Quotes) Money is what makes a man act funny (Funny Money Quotes) Go out tonight? Let me see if I can (Funny Money Quotes) Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf? (Funny Money Quotes) Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain’t a damn thing funny (Funny Money Quotes)

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