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Funny Money Quotes

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain’t a damn thing funny Picture Quote #1

A fool and his money are soon parted Picture Quote #1

Better an empty purse than an empty head Picture Quote #1

1992 - when winning $5,000 caused this reaction Picture Quote #1

End of the month and out of money Picture Quote #1

If you hang around with 4 millionaires, you will be the 5th one! If you hang around with 4 broke people, you will be the 5th one! Picture Quote #1

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So many men. So few who can afford me Picture Quote #1

Must... make... it... until payday Picture Quote #1

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons Picture Quote #1

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir Picture Quote #1

We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day Picture Quote #1

Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can Picture Quote #1

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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted Picture Quote #1

If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man Picture Quote #1

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop Picture Quote #2

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer Picture Quote #1

Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! Picture Quote #1

What is the secret to becoming a millionaire? Start off as a billionaire and buy an airline Picture Quote #1

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I hate math... but I love counting money Picture Quote #1

Not sure if I should go out and enjoy life or stay home and not be poor tomorrow Picture Quote #1

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? Picture Quote #1

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love Picture Quote #1

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore Picture Quote #1

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it Picture Quote #1

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination Picture Quote #1

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed Picture Quote #1

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells Picture Quote #1

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank Picture Quote #1

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Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain’t a damn thing funny (Funny Money Quotes) A fool and his money are soon parted (Funny Money Quotes) Better an empty purse than an empty head (Funny Money Quotes) 1992 - when winning $5,000 caused this reaction (Funny Money Quotes) End of the month and out of money (Funny Money Quotes) If you hang around with 4 millionaires, you will be the 5th one! If you hang around with 4 broke people, you will be the 5th one! (Funny Money Quotes) So many men. So few who can afford me (Funny Money Quotes) Must... make... it... until payday (Funny Money Quotes) I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons (Funny Money Quotes) The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir (Funny Money Quotes) We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day (Funny Money Quotes) Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can (Funny Money Quotes) I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted (Funny Money Quotes) If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man (Funny Money Quotes) Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop (Funny Money Quotes) Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer (Funny Money Quotes) Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! (Funny Money Quotes) What is the secret to becoming a millionaire? Start off as a billionaire and buy an airline (Funny Money Quotes) I hate math... but I love counting money (Funny Money Quotes) Not sure if I should go out and enjoy life or stay home and not be poor tomorrow (Funny Money Quotes) Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale (Funny Money Quotes) What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? (Funny Money Quotes) The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love (Funny Money Quotes) Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery (Funny Money Quotes) A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore (Funny Money Quotes) You can be young without money but you can't be old without it (Funny Money Quotes) Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination (Funny Money Quotes) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed (Funny Money Quotes) Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells (Funny Money Quotes) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Funny Money Quotes)

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