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Funny Money Quotes

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money Picture Quote #1

Better an empty purse than an empty head Picture Quote #1

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me Picture Quote #1

How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches Picture Quote #1

I wish my wallet was as fat as I am Picture Quote #1

I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick Picture Quote #1

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop Picture Quote #2

Must... make... it... until payday Picture Quote #1

So many men. So few who can afford me Picture Quote #1

If you hang around with 4 millionaires, you will be the 5th one! If you hang around with 4 broke people, you will be the 5th one! Picture Quote #1

End of the month and out of money Picture Quote #1

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons Picture Quote #1

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1992 - when winning $5,000 caused this reaction Picture Quote #1

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir Picture Quote #1

We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day Picture Quote #1

If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man Picture Quote #1

Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! Picture Quote #1

It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai Picture Quote #1

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In America people have this funny idea about enlightenment and money. Money expresses a level of commitment. Studying enlightenment is like going to a university Picture Quote #1

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and Â- Oh, Hell Â- just gorgeously written! Picture Quote #1

You know, it’s funny... when you’re making money, people don’t think you’re playing jazz. Now when you’re not making money, people think that you’re a good jazz musician Picture Quote #1

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business Picture Quote #1

It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it’s funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money Picture Quote #1

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you’ll get your money’s worth. You’re getting huge action sequences, it’s going to be funny, and you know it’s going to look great Picture Quote #1

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It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money Picture Quote #1

Money won’t make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves Picture Quote #1

And it’s very, very funny When you’ve lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none! Picture Quote #1

I have only one way to blow the steam off, I make money, you spend money thats funny,now I’m smilling like thats honey:) Picture Quote #1

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale Picture Quote #1

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair Picture Quote #1

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Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money... (Funny Money Quotes) Better an empty purse than an empty head (Funny Money Quotes) I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me (Funny Money Quotes) How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches (Funny Money Quotes) I wish my wallet was as fat as I am (Funny Money Quotes) I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick (Funny Money Quotes) Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop (Funny Money Quotes) Must... make... it... until payday (Funny Money Quotes) So many men. So few who can afford me (Funny Money Quotes) If you hang around with 4 millionaires, you will be the 5th one! If you hang around with 4 broke people, you will be the 5th one! (Funny Money Quotes) End of the month and out of money (Funny Money Quotes) I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons (Funny Money Quotes) 1992 - when winning $5,000 caused this reaction (Funny Money Quotes) The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir (Funny Money Quotes) We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day (Funny Money Quotes) If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man (Funny Money Quotes) Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! (Funny Money Quotes) It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai (Funny Money Quotes) In America people have this funny idea about enlightenment and money. Money expresses a level of commitment. Studying enlightenment is like going to a university (Funny Money Quotes) Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and Â- Oh, Hell Â- just gorgeously written! (Funny Money Quotes) You know, it’s funny... when you’re making money, people don’t think you’re playing jazz. Now when you’re not making money, people think that you’re a good jazz musician. (Funny Money Quotes) For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. (Funny Money Quotes) It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it’s funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. (Funny Money Quotes) With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you’ll get your money’s worth. You’re getting huge action sequences, it’s going to be funny, and you know it’s going to look great. (Funny Money Quotes) It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money (Funny Money Quotes) Money won’t make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves. (Funny Money Quotes) And it’s very, very funny When you’ve lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none! (Funny Money Quotes) I have only one way to blow the steam off, I make money, you spend money thats funny,now I’m smilling like thats honey:) (Funny Money Quotes) Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale. (Funny Money Quotes) Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. (Funny Money Quotes)

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