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Funny Morning Quotes

When you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20 minutes like this Picture Quote #1

Just five more minutes Picture Quote #1

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile Picture Quote #1

I'm late for school. I'll try again tomorrow Picture Quote #1

Just 5 more minutes please Picture Quote #1

Some people in the morning Picture Quote #1

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How I look like every day. How I look like when I wake up Picture Quote #1

I. Hate. Mornings Picture Quote #1

Coffee... it's the only way to start your day Picture Quote #1

I'm not a morning person. I don't like mornings... or people Picture Quote #1

The worst thing after waking up? Everything until I go to bed again Picture Quote #1

Exercise. Do it in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing Picture Quote #1

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It’s much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren’t really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, ‘That’s not funny; this guy is crazy,’ then I don’t want them to come to the show anyway Picture Quote #1

John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning Picture Quote #1

I’m very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in ‘Morning Glory’ with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone Picture Quote #1

Every morning of my life... Aaaaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Picture Quote #1

Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s supposed to go off. Come on. Do it. Do it Picture Quote #1

Have you ever woken up in the morning? It’s horrible. The sun’s in the wrong place Picture Quote #1

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I see you turned your alarm off and closed your eyes for a second. I also like to live dangerously Picture Quote #1

My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast Picture Quote #1

I thought you were gonna get up. Well, I was going to but then I asked myself: why? Picture Quote #1

There was a reason Greg woke up in a cold sweat every morning. And it’s name was snowflake Picture Quote #1

When I arrive at work in the morning. In three hours I’ll have 5 hours left Picture Quote #1

I'd like mornings better if they started later Picture Quote #1

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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious Picture Quote #1

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first Picture Quote #1

I try to get up every day Picture Quote #1

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up Picture Quote #1

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more Picture Quote #1

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up Picture Quote #1

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When you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20 minutes like this (Funny Morning Quotes) Just five more minutes (Funny Morning Quotes) Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile (Funny Morning Quotes) I'm late for school. I'll try again tomorrow (Funny Morning Quotes) Just 5 more minutes please (Funny Morning Quotes) Some people in the morning (Funny Morning Quotes) How I look like every day. How I look like when I wake up (Funny Morning Quotes) I. Hate. Mornings (Funny Morning Quotes) Coffee... it's the only way to start your day (Funny Morning Quotes) I'm not a morning person. I don't like mornings... or people (Funny Morning Quotes) The worst thing after waking up? Everything until I go to bed again (Funny Morning Quotes) Exercise. Do it in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing (Funny Morning Quotes) It’s much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren’t really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, ‘That’s not funny; this guy is crazy,’ then I don’t want them to come to the show anyway. (Funny Morning Quotes) John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning (Funny Morning Quotes) I’m very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in ‘Morning Glory’ with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. (Funny Morning Quotes) Every morning of my life... Aaaaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! (Funny Morning Quotes) Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s supposed to go off. Come on. Do it. Do it (Funny Morning Quotes) Have you ever woken up in the morning? It’s horrible. The sun’s in the wrong place (Funny Morning Quotes) I see you turned your alarm off and closed your eyes for a second. I also like to live dangerously (Funny Morning Quotes) My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast (Funny Morning Quotes) I thought you were gonna get up. Well, I was going to but then I asked myself: why? (Funny Morning Quotes) There was a reason Greg woke up in a cold sweat every morning. And it’s name was snowflake (Funny Morning Quotes) When I arrive at work in the morning. In three hours I’ll have 5 hours left (Funny Morning Quotes) I'd like mornings better if they started later (Funny Morning Quotes) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious (Funny Morning Quotes) Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first (Funny Morning Quotes) I try to get up every day (Funny Morning Quotes) Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up (Funny Morning Quotes) The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Funny Morning Quotes) No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up (Funny Morning Quotes)

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