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Funny Motivational Quotes

Suck It Up & One Day You Won't Have to Suck It In Picture Quote #1

Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something Picture Quote #1

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph Picture Quote #1

Who is the most awesome person today? Picture Quote #1

Don't let the weekends ruin your progress. Fight hard towards self control Picture Quote #1

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition Picture Quote #1

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Hope is the dream of a waking man Picture Quote #1

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful Picture Quote #1

Just do it. Even if you suck Picture Quote #1

Just because I rock doesn’t mean I am made of stone Picture Quote #1

But seriously though, what was your excuse? Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry, you got this Picture Quote #1

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Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood Picture Quote #1

When you kinda wanna just do it... but not really Picture Quote #1

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think Picture Quote #1

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration Picture Quote #1

Today is the day. I can feel it Picture Quote #1

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To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking Picture Quote #1

My nursery school did a production of ‘The Three Little Pigs.’ I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: ‘Dustin Hoffman.’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, ‘I need to act like a man, or I need to tone it down to be successful.’ That’s a very good way to keep women down Picture Quote #1

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It’s a good thing you’re so voluptuous Picture Quote #1

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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now Picture Quote #1

I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it Picture Quote #1

If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun Picture Quote #1

Good enough, isn't good enough Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It’s a good thing you’re so voluptuous Picture Quote #1

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Suck It Up & One Day You Won't Have to Suck It In (Funny Motivational Quotes) Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something (Funny Motivational Quotes) The difference between try and triumph is a little umph (Funny Motivational Quotes) Who is the most awesome person today? (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don't let the weekends ruin your progress. Fight hard towards self control (Funny Motivational Quotes) Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition (Funny Motivational Quotes) Hope is the dream of a waking man (Funny Motivational Quotes) Too much of a good thing can be wonderful (Funny Motivational Quotes) Just do it. Even if you suck (Funny Motivational Quotes) Just because I rock doesn’t mean I am made of stone (Funny Motivational Quotes) But seriously though, what was your excuse? (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don’t worry, you got this (Funny Motivational Quotes) Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood (Funny Motivational Quotes) When you kinda wanna just do it... but not really (Funny Motivational Quotes) You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think (Funny Motivational Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around (Funny Motivational Quotes) When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration (Funny Motivational Quotes) Today is the day. I can feel it (Funny Motivational Quotes) To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking (Funny Motivational Quotes) My nursery school did a production of ‘The Three Little Pigs.’ I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: ‘Dustin Hoffman.’ (Funny Motivational Quotes) I don’t know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, ‘I need to act like a man, or I need to tone it down to be successful.’ That’s a very good way to keep women down (Funny Motivational Quotes) Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia (Funny Motivational Quotes) Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It’s a good thing you’re so voluptuous. (Funny Motivational Quotes) Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint (Funny Motivational Quotes) If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. (Funny Motivational Quotes) I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it. (Funny Motivational Quotes) If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun. (Funny Motivational Quotes) Good enough, isn't good enough (Funny Motivational Quotes) Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It’s a good thing you’re so voluptuous (Funny Motivational Quotes)

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