|

|

Advertisements

Funny Parenting Quotes

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break Picture Quote #1

None of this would have happened if we weren't so rich. Let me get this straight, okay? Your mother and I are rich. You have nothing Picture Quote #1

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one Picture Quote #1

I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes Picture Quote #1

I'm sorry dear, but I like the puppy better Picture Quote #1

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Every parent’s question when sleeping with kids... “How can someone so small take up so much room?!” Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, you just need to put that baby on the floor and get yourself a slurpee Picture Quote #1

Parents are often faced with crucial decisions - grab a child before he falls or grab a camera before he falls Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure the kids took it Picture Quote #1

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own Picture Quote #1

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent Picture Quote #1

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents Picture Quote #1

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids Picture Quote #1

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime Picture Quote #1

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be Picture Quote #1

Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for Picture Quote #1

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too Picture Quote #1

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed Picture Quote #1

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it Picture Quote #1

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

1 2 3

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break (Funny Parenting Quotes) None of this would have happened if we weren't so rich. Let me get this straight, okay? Your mother and I are rich. You have nothing (Funny Parenting Quotes) People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one (Funny Parenting Quotes) I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes (Funny Parenting Quotes) I'm sorry dear, but I like the puppy better (Funny Parenting Quotes) Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected (Funny Parenting Quotes) Every parent’s question when sleeping with kids... “How can someone so small take up so much room?!” (Funny Parenting Quotes) Sometimes, you just need to put that baby on the floor and get yourself a slurpee (Funny Parenting Quotes) Parents are often faced with crucial decisions - grab a child before he falls or grab a camera before he falls (Funny Parenting Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Funny Parenting Quotes) I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure the kids took it (Funny Parenting Quotes) Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore (Funny Parenting Quotes) Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own (Funny Parenting Quotes) The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent (Funny Parenting Quotes) The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents (Funny Parenting Quotes) Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids (Funny Parenting Quotes) Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime (Funny Parenting Quotes) A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp (Funny Parenting Quotes) You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be (Funny Parenting Quotes) Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for (Funny Parenting Quotes) Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too (Funny Parenting Quotes) Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed (Funny Parenting Quotes) A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it (Funny Parenting Quotes) Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves (Funny Parenting Quotes)

1 2 3