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All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how day by day nothing changes, But when you look back everything is different (Funny Quotes)
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (Funny Quotes)
Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things (Funny Quotes)
Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love. Feed my, slut (Funny Quotes)
At first I was like. But then I was all (Funny Quotes)
What being an adult feels like (Funny Quotes)
I do many things well. None of which generate income (Funny Quotes)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (Funny Quotes)
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy (Funny Quotes)
Just because I rarely bother to return your calls and emails doesn't mean I don't consider you a close friend (Funny Quotes)
I ate so much it hurts to breathe (Funny Quotes)
There is no angry way to say bubbles (Funny Quotes)
You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying (Funny Quotes)
Funny thing about a real woman. They don't need you. They want you. And if you start slacking, that can be content without you (Funny Quotes)
It too Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back (Funny Quotes)
How I think I look like when trying to be sexy. How I actually look like (Funny Quotes)
Darling! You really don't need to drive me crazy... I'm close enough to walk (Funny Quotes)
Maybe it's time to get her that pony (Funny Quotes)
When I hurt myself on an inanimate object I yell at it and beat it until I think it got what it deserves (Funny Quotes)
Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early (Funny Quotes)
You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Funny Quotes)
The biggest miracle Jesus performed was being a white guy in the Middle East (Funny Quotes)
Found Nemo. Delicious (Funny Quotes)
Quick. My wife is coming! (Funny Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Funny Quotes)
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you (Funny Quotes)
WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, I HAVE MORALS AGAIN (Funny Quotes)
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six (Funny Quotes)
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse (Funny Quotes)