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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company (Funny Quotes)
When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools (Funny Quotes)
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Funny Quotes)
A party without cake is just a meeting (Funny Quotes)
There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking (Funny Quotes)
This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt (Funny Quotes)
I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation (Funny Quotes)
So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook (Funny Quotes)
My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night (Funny Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be (Funny Quotes)
If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you'd be in great shape (Funny Quotes)
Some songs wake up my inner stripper (Funny Quotes)
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of. oh look a kitty! (Funny Quotes)
They say good things come to those who wait, so i'm going to be about an hour late (Funny Quotes)
The way I see it: the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please (Funny Quotes)
Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework (Funny Quotes)
That awkward moment when adults think they're funny, but they are just annoying (Funny Quotes)
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge (Funny Quotes)
I love you just the way I am (Funny Quotes)
No one`s a virgin, life screws us all! (Funny Quotes)
To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question (Funny Quotes)
Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world (Funny Quotes)
Bye kids, we quit (Funny Quotes)
Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired (Funny Quotes)
Children should be neither seen, heard or smelled (Funny Quotes)
Why do I still have Facebook? So that I can slowly watch all the hot girls from my high school get ugly (Funny Quotes)
You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb (Funny Quotes)
They say follow your dreams, so I'm back in bed (Funny Quotes)
Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong (Funny Quotes)
No one here. Yes! Oh lawd. Oh Lawdy yes!! (Funny Quotes)