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Grandparent cats, learning how to skype  (Funny Quotes) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good  (Funny Quotes) Whoa whoa whoa. I'm gonna need to see some id  (Funny Quotes) Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are  (Funny Quotes) The stupid, it burns  (Funny Quotes) Get in the car, now, Gladys! Whatcha' gonna do about it?  (Funny Quotes) This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook  (Funny Quotes) Me every Monday morning  (Funny Quotes) You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh  (Funny Quotes) When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger  (Funny Quotes) Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??”  (Funny Quotes) No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting  (Funny Quotes) Be optimistic. So far... So good  (Funny Quotes) How funny my girlfriend thinks I am  (Funny Quotes) We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police  (Funny Quotes) When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like  (Funny Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished  (Funny Quotes) Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long  (Funny Quotes) Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired  (Funny Quotes) I have nothing to wear  (Funny Quotes) My hair was famous before I was  (Funny Quotes) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils  (Funny Quotes) At my age flowers scare me  (Funny Quotes) I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.  (Funny Quotes) It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad  (Funny Quotes) Thanks for taking a break from complaining about your kids to let me know how great parenthood is  (Funny Quotes) Things are never so bad they can't be made worse  (Funny Quotes) That was too close. I almost had to socialize  (Funny Quotes) Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye  (Funny Quotes) I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead  (Funny Quotes)
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