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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes (Funny Quotes)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of fat happy women (Funny Quotes)
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period (Funny Quotes)
You can't always have a good hair day (Funny Quotes)
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did (Funny Quotes)
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny (Funny Quotes)
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals (Funny Quotes)
I love you. Liar! (Funny Quotes)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else (Funny Quotes)
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep (Funny Quotes)
How I feel watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show (Funny Quotes)
Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it (Funny Quotes)
Drop something while in bed? Reach (Funny Quotes)
What I expected. What I got (Funny Quotes)
Give me your feet (Funny Quotes)
Mom, I just really need to focus on my art right now (Funny Quotes)
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much (Funny Quotes)
That’s so funny! Even my camel got it! (Funny Quotes)
Hmphhhh! We’re not talkin’ to YOU. We’re still mad at you for going on vacation without US (Funny Quotes)
Me. Internet. Life goals (Funny Quotes)
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funny Quotes)
Marilyn Monroe saves the day (Funny Quotes)
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes... I’m thinking of making a few more (Funny Quotes)
Psst, whatcha doin? (Funny Quotes)
Why she might be upset. Part 1 (Funny Quotes)
Funny is an attitude (Funny Quotes)
Shopping is the best medicine (Funny Quotes)
Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate (Funny Quotes)
Stay weird (Funny Quotes)
I am two with nature (Funny Quotes)