Advertisements
Funny Quotes
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
){kind=link}
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
My burrito slowly fell apart (Funny Quotes)
Fame, I have already. Now I need the money (Funny Quotes)
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age (Funny Quotes)
I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career (Funny Quotes)
Falling is love is beautiful, its staying together that can get ugly (Funny Quotes)
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand (Funny Quotes)
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent (Funny Quotes)
Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97 percent of the day thinking about myself (Funny Quotes)
Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing 'yeah.' (Funny Quotes)
That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you decide to take a nap instead (Funny Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Funny Quotes)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants (Funny Quotes)
After reviewing all my other options, we should totally hang out tonight (Funny Quotes)
Me. You (Funny Quotes)
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Funny Quotes)
Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Funny Quotes)
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (Funny Quotes)
Oops.. I pooted (Funny Quotes)
It's not my fault you didn't read the fine print. I came with a warning label (Funny Quotes)
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him (Funny Quotes)
You. Me (Funny Quotes)
I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse use? (Funny Quotes)
Oh salad.. you're so funny! (Funny Quotes)
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me (Funny Quotes)
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Funny Quotes)
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes (Funny Quotes)
Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Funny Quotes)
I still have no idea what I'm doing (Funny Quotes)
How I feel when I say "therefore" (Funny Quotes)
Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle (Funny Quotes)