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High five (Funny Quotes)
What are we doing? Wasting our lives. I meant for lunch (Funny Quotes)
Seat belts and air bags.. apparently lost technologies (Funny Quotes)
Ride the roller coaster she said It will be fun she said (Funny Quotes)
Well, they’re mine NOW, aren’t they! (Funny Quotes)
That’s so funny I forgot to laugh (Funny Quotes)
OMG getitoffgetitoffgetitoff (Funny Quotes)
I lost an electron! Are you positive? (Funny Quotes)
Everyday is upper body day (Funny Quotes)
Oh, good you’re sending it back. I’ll get the tape (Funny Quotes)
Ohhh guuurl. That top... with those shoes? (Funny Quotes)
If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm (Funny Quotes)
Funny how a little politeness can change people’s minds (Funny Quotes)
The awkward moment when you realize that the person you’re making fun of is right behind you (Funny Quotes)
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine (Funny Quotes)
I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, photos and mirrors (Funny Quotes)
It’s pretty easy to imagine the scenario that preceded this photo (Funny Quotes)
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life (Funny Quotes)
Can’t ban these guns (Funny Quotes)
If at first you don’t succeed it’s probably never going to happen (Funny Quotes)
Finally! I’ve never been comfortable with the unisex ones (Funny Quotes)
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so (Funny Quotes)
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner (Funny Quotes)
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare (Funny Quotes)
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours (Funny Quotes)
Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth (Funny Quotes)
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? (Funny Quotes)
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny (Funny Quotes)
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it (Funny Quotes)
Old age is fifteen years older than I am (Funny Quotes)