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The beatings will continue until moral improves! (Funny Quotes)
Name a yellow fruit. Orange (Funny Quotes)
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper (Funny Quotes)
Communism is like one big phone company (Funny Quotes)
Men, coffee, and chocolate are all better rich (Funny Quotes)
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow (Funny Quotes)
You're one of my favorite parents! (Funny Quotes)
Mum, Dad, don't worry everyone failed the test (Funny Quotes)
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot (Funny Quotes)
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people (Funny Quotes)
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Funny Quotes)
I'm so grateful to live in a time when Facebook makes visiting your new baby completely unnecessary (Funny Quotes)
The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months (Funny Quotes)
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones (Funny Quotes)
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how I try to help others when I can't even help myself (Funny Quotes)
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how someone can break your heart, and you still love them with all you have (Funny Quotes)
Oh, thats funny. I swear last week you said you hated her. Now you're best friends? (Funny Quotes)
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice (Funny Quotes)
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor (Funny Quotes)
Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads - at the extreme opposite end of our bodies (Funny Quotes)
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? (Funny Quotes)
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger (Funny Quotes)
You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Funny Quotes)
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me (Funny Quotes)
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave (Funny Quotes)
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh (Funny Quotes)
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it (Funny Quotes)
I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have - that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle, and I'm a kind of body builder (Funny Quotes)