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Before I do anything I ask myself would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing (Funny Quotes)
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right (Funny Quotes)
Funny how life messed with you (Funny Quotes)
One thing you can’t pretend to be is funny (Funny Quotes)
A funny thing about tolerant people? They’re really only tolerant when you agree with them (Funny Quotes)
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice (Funny Quotes)
That’s not funny (Funny Quotes)
I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare (Funny Quotes)
On a scale of one to ten, how do I think I look? To certain people I am probably a 1, and then to other people I’m a strong 2 (Funny Quotes)
I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me (Funny Quotes)
People don’t expect me to be as funny as I am (Funny Quotes)
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Funny Quotes)
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish (Funny Quotes)
It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son (Funny Quotes)
What I’ve always wanted to do is be as funny as possible (Funny Quotes)
What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding (Funny Quotes)
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny (Funny Quotes)
If women could read minds, every man would get slapped (Funny Quotes)
Well, I thought it was funny (Funny Quotes)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form (Funny Quotes)
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Funny Quotes)
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional. They’re not laughing now, because it was ages ago (Funny Quotes)
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They’re not laughing now because it was ages ago (Funny Quotes)
When you’ve been working hard for 1 hour but you’re still not a billionaire. Y Tho (Funny Quotes)
There is room for two under that umbrella. This is Titanic all over again (Funny Quotes)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat (Funny Quotes)
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash (Funny Quotes)
I totally get Columbus because I also want to murder everyone I see after a long and crowded commute (Funny Quotes)
Sometimes people are good, and they do just what they should. But the very same people who are good sometimes are the very same people who are bad sometimes. It's funny but it's true. Its the same isn't it, for me and (Funny Quotes)
It's funny how things change; people that were once your everything are now merely distant memories (Funny Quotes)