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Funny Quotes

We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. then we can be new friends Picture Quote #1

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color Picture Quote #1

See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it Picture Quote #1

I am great in bed. I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1

Your face when someone you hate is talking Picture Quote #1

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Young at heart. Slightly older in other places Picture Quote #1

If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it Picture Quote #1

They keep saying the right person will come along, but I think mine got hit by a truck Picture Quote #1

Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly Picture Quote #1

HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom Picture Quote #1

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini Picture Quote #1

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Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer Picture Quote #1

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out Picture Quote #1

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy Picture Quote #1

I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair Picture Quote #1

Just because i'm awake at 8am doesn't mean i'm ready to do things Picture Quote #1

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If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep Picture Quote #1

I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man Picture Quote #1

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure Picture Quote #1

Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change Picture Quote #1

Me Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is always a good idea Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want Picture Quote #2

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays Picture Quote #1

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We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. then we can be new friends (Funny Quotes) "stalking" is such a strong word, I prefer "Intense research of an individual" (Funny Quotes) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Funny Quotes) See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it (Funny Quotes) I am great in bed. I can sleep for days (Funny Quotes) Your face when someone you hate is talking (Funny Quotes) Young at heart. Slightly older in other places (Funny Quotes) If you don't want anyone to know it, don't do it (Funny Quotes) They keep saying the right person will come along, but I think mine got hit by a truck (Funny Quotes) Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly (Funny Quotes) HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom (Funny Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Quotes) Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer (Funny Quotes) The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out (Funny Quotes) Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy (Funny Quotes) I don't always bark at night (Funny Quotes) Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair (Funny Quotes) Just because i'm awake at 8am doesn't mean i'm ready to do things (Funny Quotes) If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep (Funny Quotes) I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Funny Quotes) When all else fails take a nap (Funny Quotes) I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure (Funny Quotes) Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee (Funny Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Funny Quotes) If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change (Funny Quotes) "Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH (Funny Quotes) Me (Funny Quotes) Chocolate is always a good idea (Funny Quotes) Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Funny Quotes) If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays (Funny Quotes)

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