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Funny Quotes

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening Picture Quote #1

Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? Picture Quote #1

Sisterhood is a funny thing. It’s easy to recognize, but hard to define Picture Quote #1

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages Picture Quote #1

Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone Picture Quote #1

I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking Picture Quote #1

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Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky Picture Quote #1

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I’m really funny. I do Picture Quote #1

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live Picture Quote #1

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh Picture Quote #1

They didn’t know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you’ve got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you’re alive, when you really shouldn’t be Picture Quote #1

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul Picture Quote #1

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Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past Picture Quote #1

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren’t afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things Picture Quote #1

How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally Picture Quote #1

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him Picture Quote #1

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous Picture Quote #1

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That’s funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you’d do. It’s terrific Picture Quote #1

Be serious. Life hurts. Reflect what hurts. I don’t mean that you can’t also be funny, or have fun, but at the end of the day, stories are about what you lose Picture Quote #1

I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality Picture Quote #1

If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh Picture Quote #1

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad Picture Quote #1

... funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer Picture Quote #1

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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it’s not the moon but a streetlight? Also what’s funny is how we do this every night Picture Quote #1

I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake! Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth? Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you’re just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road? Picture Quote #1

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating Picture Quote #1

It’s funny now, trying to socialise with people. There’s this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird Picture Quote #1

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When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening (Funny Quotes) Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? (Funny Quotes) Sisterhood is a funny thing. It’s easy to recognize, but hard to define (Funny Quotes) I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages (Funny Quotes) Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone (Funny Quotes) I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking (Funny Quotes) Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky (Funny Quotes) I make myself laugh all the time. I think I’m really funny. I do (Funny Quotes) People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live (Funny Quotes) They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh (Funny Quotes) They didn’t know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you’ve got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you’re alive, when you really shouldn’t be (Funny Quotes) Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul (Funny Quotes) Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past (Funny Quotes) They laughed. Things were funny. They weren’t afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things (Funny Quotes) How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally (Funny Quotes) Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him (Funny Quotes) You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous (Funny Quotes) I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That’s funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you’d do. It’s terrific (Funny Quotes) Be serious. Life hurts. Reflect what hurts. I don’t mean that you can’t also be funny, or have fun, but at the end of the day, stories are about what you lose (Funny Quotes) I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality (Funny Quotes) If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh (Funny Quotes) To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad (Funny Quotes) ... funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it’s not the moon but a streetlight? Also what’s funny is how we do this every night (Funny Quotes) I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake! (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth? (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you’re just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road? (Funny Quotes) It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating (Funny Quotes) It’s funny now, trying to socialise with people. There’s this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird (Funny Quotes)

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