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Funny Quotes

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial Picture Quote #1

Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful Picture Quote #1

I listen to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way about women and I’m not offended. It’s meant to be funny. I’m throwing it right back at them with humor, but some people can’t take it. They’re not used to women talking back Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don’t want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing Picture Quote #1

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn’t funny. It’s a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it’s not a surprise anymore Picture Quote #1

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny Picture Quote #1

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We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest Picture Quote #1

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everybody has a certain look to them, almost as if they’re related. Look at pictures from ten years later and you can see that there’s a new kind of face starting to predominate, and that the old faces are fading away and vanishing, never to be seen again Picture Quote #1

Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down out of the night and carry you off. I don’t anymore. I think it’s a slow thing. Like a thief who comes to your house day after day, taking a little thing here and a little thing there, and one day you walk round your house and there’s nothing there to keep you, nothing to make you want to stay. And then you lie down and shut up forever. Lots of little deaths until the last big one Picture Quote #1

The thing is, some girls think they can actually change guys. And what’s funny is that if they actually did change them, they’d get bored. They’d have no challenge left. You just have to give girls some time to think of a new way of doing things, that’s all. Some of them will figure it out here. Some later. Some never. I wouldn’t worry about it too much Picture Quote #1

Truth was funny, because it was an insistent thing, maybe as powerful and insistent as some force of nature, the push of water or wind. You could keep it out only so long, but it had its own will and its own needs, and maybe you could keep it at bay with lies, but not for long, not for always Picture Quote #1

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So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version Picture Quote #1

You know, it’s funny... When you’re making money, people don’t think you’re playing jazz. Now when you’re not making money, people think that you’re a good jazz musician Picture Quote #1

I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It’s all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it’s so far away from what I usually do Picture Quote #1

You didn’t want to laugh, did you? It wasn’t very funny, was it? Picture Quote #1

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters Picture Quote #1

I like to have fun and be funny, but I’m much more of a thinker Picture Quote #1

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A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio Picture Quote #1

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously Picture Quote #1

Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap’s versifying Picture Quote #1

If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics Picture Quote #1

I’m just not very funny Picture Quote #1

I know how to be funny to black audiences Picture Quote #1

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I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa Picture Quote #1

Even when I begin with a situation that’s basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places Picture Quote #1

Funny, I don’t feel any more powerful today than yesterday Picture Quote #1

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We’ll do whatever it takes Picture Quote #1

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada Picture Quote #1

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Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial (Funny Quotes) Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful (Funny Quotes) I listen to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way about women and I’m not offended. It’s meant to be funny. I’m throwing it right back at them with humor, but some people can’t take it. They’re not used to women talking back (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don’t want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing (Funny Quotes) Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn’t funny. It’s a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it’s not a surprise anymore (Funny Quotes) And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny (Funny Quotes) We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest (Funny Quotes) All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everybody has a certain look to them, almost as if they’re related. Look at pictures from ten years later and you can see that there’s a new kind of face starting to predominate, and that the old faces are fading away and vanishing, never to be seen again (Funny Quotes) Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down out of the night and carry you off. I don’t anymore. I think it’s a slow thing. Like a thief who comes to your house day after day, taking a little thing here and a little thing there, and one day you walk round your house and there’s nothing there to keep you, nothing to make you want to stay. And then you lie down and shut up forever. Lots of little deaths until the last big one (Funny Quotes) The thing is, some girls think they can actually change guys. And what’s funny is that if they actually did change them, they’d get bored. They’d have no challenge left. You just have to give girls some time to think of a new way of doing things, that’s all. Some of them will figure it out here. Some later. Some never. I wouldn’t worry about it too much (Funny Quotes) Truth was funny, because it was an insistent thing, maybe as powerful and insistent as some force of nature, the push of water or wind. You could keep it out only so long, but it had its own will and its own needs, and maybe you could keep it at bay with lies, but not for long, not for always (Funny Quotes) So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version (Funny Quotes) You know, it’s funny... When you’re making money, people don’t think you’re playing jazz. Now when you’re not making money, people think that you’re a good jazz musician (Funny Quotes) I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It’s all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it’s so far away from what I usually do (Funny Quotes) You didn’t want to laugh, did you? It wasn’t very funny, was it? (Funny Quotes) Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters (Funny Quotes) I like to have fun and be funny, but I’m much more of a thinker (Funny Quotes) A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio (Funny Quotes) I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously (Funny Quotes) Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap’s versifying (Funny Quotes) If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics (Funny Quotes) I’m just not very funny (Funny Quotes) I know how to be funny to black audiences (Funny Quotes) I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa (Funny Quotes) Even when I begin with a situation that’s basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places (Funny Quotes) Funny, I don’t feel any more powerful today than yesterday (Funny Quotes) We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We’ll do whatever it takes (Funny Quotes) A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada (Funny Quotes)

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