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Funny Quotes

I’m good at being funny Picture Quote #1

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things Picture Quote #1

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It’s not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented Picture Quote #1

Being funny is everything to me Picture Quote #1

I like being around funny people Picture Quote #1

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious Picture Quote #1

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If you try to be funny, you’re not being funny Picture Quote #1

But I’ve never looked at myself as being particularly funny Picture Quote #1

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn’t fun being funny Picture Quote #1

I was always funny, but I didn’t know being funny was a gift Picture Quote #1

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny Picture Quote #1

Most women have only to lay eyes on you to want to be doing something for you so badly they can't stand it … You're always so timid and yet you're funny … Sometimes you get terribly lonesome and depressed, but that only makes a woman's heart itch all the more for you Picture Quote #1

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I find that when people haven't found God and do not know the new birth and the Spirit is not on them, yet they have the ancient impulse to worship something. If they're not educated they kill a chicken and put a funny thing on their head and dance around. If they are educated they write poetry Picture Quote #1

Until a character becomes a personality it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience Picture Quote #1

Lonely people have enthusiasms which cannot always be explained. When something strikes them as funny, the intensity and length of their laughter mirrors the depth of their loneliness, and they are capable of laughing like hyenas. When something touches their emotions, it runs through them like Paul Revere, awakening feelings that gather into great armies Picture Quote #1

If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed Picture Quote #1

No, there is nothing at all funny in poverty-to the poor. It is hell upon earth to a sensitive man; and many a brave gentleman who would have faced the labors of Hercules has had his heart broken by its petty miseries Picture Quote #1

It would be nice to be unfailingly, perpetually, remorselessly funny, day in and day out, year in and year out until somebody murdered you, now wouldn't it? Picture Quote #1

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You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock Picture Quote #1

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times Picture Quote #1

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating Picture Quote #1

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting Picture Quote #1

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know Picture Quote #1

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Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers. For yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces Picture Quote #1

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it Picture Quote #1

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses Picture Quote #1

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny Picture Quote #1

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto Picture Quote #1

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I’m good at being funny (Funny Quotes) Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things (Funny Quotes) I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It’s not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. (Funny Quotes) Being funny is everything to me (Funny Quotes) I like being around funny people (Funny Quotes) Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious (Funny Quotes) If you try to be funny, you’re not being funny (Funny Quotes) But I’ve never looked at myself as being particularly funny (Funny Quotes) Look, I had to take chances or it wasn’t fun being funny (Funny Quotes) I was always funny, but I didn’t know being funny was a gift (Funny Quotes) Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny (Funny Quotes) Most women have only to lay eyes on you to want to be doing something for you so badly they can't stand it … You're always so timid and yet you're funny … Sometimes you get terribly lonesome and depressed, but that only makes a woman's heart itch all the more for you (Funny Quotes) I find that when people haven't found God and do not know the new birth and the Spirit is not on them, yet they have the ancient impulse to worship something. If they're not educated they kill a chicken and put a funny thing on their head and dance around. If they are educated they write poetry (Funny Quotes) Until a character becomes a personality it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience (Funny Quotes) Lonely people have enthusiasms which cannot always be explained. When something strikes them as funny, the intensity and length of their laughter mirrors the depth of their loneliness, and they are capable of laughing like hyenas. When something touches their emotions, it runs through them like Paul Revere, awakening feelings that gather into great armies (Funny Quotes) If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed (Funny Quotes) No, there is nothing at all funny in poverty-to the poor. It is hell upon earth to a sensitive man; and many a brave gentleman who would have faced the labors of Hercules has had his heart broken by its petty miseries (Funny Quotes) It would be nice to be unfailingly, perpetually, remorselessly funny, day in and day out, year in and year out until somebody murdered you, now wouldn't it? (Funny Quotes) You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock (Funny Quotes) A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times (Funny Quotes) Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating (Funny Quotes) Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting (Funny Quotes) But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know (Funny Quotes) Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers. For yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces (Funny Quotes) Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it (Funny Quotes) I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses (Funny Quotes) When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny (Funny Quotes) If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto (Funny Quotes)

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