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Funny Quotes

I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being. Me Picture Quote #1

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful Picture Quote #1

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source Picture Quote #1

Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real Picture Quote #1

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning Picture Quote #1

I was a hop around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids Picture Quote #1

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You think I'm pretty Without any make up on You think I'm funny When I tell the puch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down Picture Quote #1

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny Picture Quote #1

Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay Picture Quote #1

It was funny how as soon as you knew there was something better, what you had seemed unbearable Picture Quote #1

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends Picture Quote #1

Funny that. We live in islands of hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything Picture Quote #1

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Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works Picture Quote #1

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas Picture Quote #1

Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't Picture Quote #1

I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something Picture Quote #1

They said I wasn't being funny. and I said to them, I know that, but tomorrow I will go back to being funny, and your show will still blow Picture Quote #1

Mr. Whittington is doing fine, but based on this development, we're gonna downgrade the condition of the story from Incredibly hilarious to Still funny, but, mmm, a little sad Picture Quote #1

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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off color. They usually pretend they don't speak English Picture Quote #1

A comedy isn't about being funny... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all Picture Quote #1

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone Picture Quote #1

Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do Picture Quote #1

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet Picture Quote #1

I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself Picture Quote #1

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You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people Picture Quote #1

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how Picture Quote #1

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed Picture Quote #1

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism Picture Quote #1

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

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I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being. Me (Funny Quotes) You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful (Funny Quotes) It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Funny Quotes) Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real (Funny Quotes) If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning (Funny Quotes) I was a hop around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids (Funny Quotes) You think I'm pretty Without any make up on You think I'm funny When I tell the puch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down (Funny Quotes) I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny (Funny Quotes) Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay (Funny Quotes) It was funny how as soon as you knew there was something better, what you had seemed unbearable (Funny Quotes) Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends (Funny Quotes) Funny that. We live in islands of hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything (Funny Quotes) Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works (Funny Quotes) People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas (Funny Quotes) Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't (Funny Quotes) I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something (Funny Quotes) They said I wasn't being funny. and I said to them, I know that, but tomorrow I will go back to being funny, and your show will still blow (Funny Quotes) Mr. Whittington is doing fine, but based on this development, we're gonna downgrade the condition of the story from Incredibly hilarious to Still funny, but, mmm, a little sad (Funny Quotes) My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off color. They usually pretend they don't speak English (Funny Quotes) A comedy isn't about being funny... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all (Funny Quotes) That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone (Funny Quotes) Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do (Funny Quotes) I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet (Funny Quotes) I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself (Funny Quotes) You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people (Funny Quotes) Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how (Funny Quotes) Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed (Funny Quotes) The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism (Funny Quotes) It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget (Funny Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Funny Quotes)

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