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Funny Quotes

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh Picture Quote #1

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me Picture Quote #1

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities Picture Quote #1

I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today Picture Quote #1

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly Picture Quote #1

It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it Picture Quote #1

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I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him Picture Quote #1

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing. It's tough Picture Quote #1

As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible Picture Quote #1

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking Picture Quote #1

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified Picture Quote #1

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously Picture Quote #1

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I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for Picture Quote #1

It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness Picture Quote #1

And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny Picture Quote #1

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny Picture Quote #1

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh Picture Quote #1

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go Picture Quote #1

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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son Picture Quote #1

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny Picture Quote #1

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman Picture Quote #1

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? Picture Quote #1

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor Picture Quote #1

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing Picture Quote #1

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I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers Picture Quote #1

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Picture Quote #1

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me Picture Quote #1

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through and through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body Picture Quote #1

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world Picture Quote #1

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything Picture Quote #1

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh (Funny Quotes) I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me (Funny Quotes) The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities (Funny Quotes) I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today (Funny Quotes) I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly (Funny Quotes) It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it (Funny Quotes) I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him (Funny Quotes) You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing. It's tough (Funny Quotes) As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible (Funny Quotes) I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking (Funny Quotes) It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified (Funny Quotes) The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously (Funny Quotes) I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for (Funny Quotes) It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness (Funny Quotes) And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny (Funny Quotes) I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny (Funny Quotes) I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh (Funny Quotes) I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go (Funny Quotes) It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son (Funny Quotes) I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny (Funny Quotes) I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman (Funny Quotes) Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? (Funny Quotes) I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor (Funny Quotes) It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing (Funny Quotes) I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers (Funny Quotes) Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! (Funny Quotes) And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me (Funny Quotes) I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through and through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body (Funny Quotes) There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world (Funny Quotes) You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything (Funny Quotes)

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