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Funny Quotes

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it Picture Quote #1

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot Picture Quote #1

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life Picture Quote #1

Purple haze was in my brain lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny, but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the sky Picture Quote #1

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is Picture Quote #1

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out Picture Quote #1

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The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! Picture Quote #1

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion Picture Quote #1

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up Picture Quote #1

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie star guys, where they could help me through it Picture Quote #1

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff Picture Quote #1

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories Picture Quote #1

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God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny Picture Quote #1

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny Picture Quote #1

I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself Picture Quote #1

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh Picture Quote #1

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through Picture Quote #1

We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that Picture Quote #1

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It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child Picture Quote #1

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good Picture Quote #1

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now Picture Quote #1

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12 Picture Quote #1

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink Picture Quote #1

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow Picture Quote #1

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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me Picture Quote #1

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny Picture Quote #1

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine Picture Quote #1

He is very dry but also very funny. I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be Picture Quote #1

In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take Picture Quote #1

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life Picture Quote #1

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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it (Funny Quotes) Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot (Funny Quotes) It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life (Funny Quotes) Purple haze was in my brain lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny, but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the sky (Funny Quotes) Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is (Funny Quotes) I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! (Funny Quotes) I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion (Funny Quotes) I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up (Funny Quotes) I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie star guys, where they could help me through it (Funny Quotes) We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff (Funny Quotes) Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories (Funny Quotes) God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny (Funny Quotes) Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny (Funny Quotes) I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself (Funny Quotes) The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh (Funny Quotes) I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through (Funny Quotes) We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that (Funny Quotes) It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child (Funny Quotes) Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good (Funny Quotes) It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now (Funny Quotes) No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12 (Funny Quotes) I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink (Funny Quotes) Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow (Funny Quotes) I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me (Funny Quotes) I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny (Funny Quotes) No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine (Funny Quotes) He is very dry but also very funny. I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be (Funny Quotes) In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take (Funny Quotes) So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life (Funny Quotes)

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