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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you Picture Quote #1

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid Picture Quote #1

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction Picture Quote #1

$When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny Picture Quote #1$

He must have been a gardener that cared a lot who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop but now it all looks strange, it's funny how one insect can damage so much grain Picture Quote #1

I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable Picture Quote #1

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So much of a stand up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes Picture Quote #1

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well Picture Quote #1

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny Picture Quote #1

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy Picture Quote #1

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny Picture Quote #1

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things Picture Quote #1

Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolution paths that a sensible God would never tread but that a natural process, constrained by history, follows perforce Picture Quote #1

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation Picture Quote #1

I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way Picture Quote #1

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take Picture Quote #1

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. and other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy Picture Quote #1

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The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn’t made every line funny. It’s so depressing Picture Quote #1

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything’s gone wrong Picture Quote #1

There’s been so many different types of musicals, and it’s a funny genre because there’s a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it Picture Quote #1

Cynicism can be funny. But it’s the easy way. You’ll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man Picture Quote #1

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there Picture Quote #1

I’m half Jewish, I’m half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It’s like, What is he doing? Picture Quote #1

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Isn’t it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon Picture Quote #1

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees Picture Quote #1

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself Picture Quote #1

Time has a funny way of collapsing when you go back to a place you once loved. You find yourself thinking, I was kissed in that building, I climbed up that tree Picture Quote #1

I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation Picture Quote #1

Listen, this is crazy. I look like I’m 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That’s just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV Picture Quote #1

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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you (Funny Quotes) I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid (Funny Quotes) When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction (Funny Quotes) When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny (Funny Quotes) He must have been a gardener that cared a lot who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop but now it all looks strange, it's funny how one insect can damage so much grain (Funny Quotes) I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable (Funny Quotes) So much of a stand up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes (Funny Quotes) Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well (Funny Quotes) I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny (Funny Quotes) Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Funny Quotes) Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny (Funny Quotes) When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny (Funny Quotes) Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things (Funny Quotes) Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolution paths that a sensible God would never tread but that a natural process, constrained by history, follows perforce (Funny Quotes) I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation (Funny Quotes) I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way (Funny Quotes) I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take (Funny Quotes) The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. and other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy (Funny Quotes) The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn’t made every line funny. It’s so depressing (Funny Quotes) Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything’s gone wrong (Funny Quotes) There’s been so many different types of musicals, and it’s a funny genre because there’s a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it (Funny Quotes) Cynicism can be funny. But it’s the easy way. You’ll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man (Funny Quotes) I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there (Funny Quotes) I’m half Jewish, I’m half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It’s like, What is he doing? (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon (Funny Quotes) The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees (Funny Quotes) One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself (Funny Quotes) Time has a funny way of collapsing when you go back to a place you once loved. You find yourself thinking, I was kissed in that building, I climbed up that tree (Funny Quotes) I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation (Funny Quotes) Listen, this is crazy. I look like I’m 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That’s just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV (Funny Quotes)

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