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Funny Quotes

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum Picture Quote #1

As a rule people don’t think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny Picture Quote #1

I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love Picture Quote #1

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don’t have no sense Picture Quote #1

I used to take myself very seriously, now it’s all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the time when something’s a big deal for us, it’s only become a big deal in the space between our ears Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place Picture Quote #1

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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that’s why we’re in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn’t be funny, I guess Picture Quote #1

What I don’t like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there’s no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don’t want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here’s the epiphany scene and then the movie’s over Picture Quote #1

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny Picture Quote #1

The funny guy doesn’t get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn’t have Picture Quote #1

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it’s very funny Picture Quote #1

A lot of people who claim they’re political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions Picture Quote #1

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Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It’s just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can’t sit down and have dinner and enjoy another person’s company if you don’t have the same beliefs. It’s ridiculous Picture Quote #1

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably Picture Quote #1

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing Picture Quote #1

I think stutterers are funny. And I know it’s rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they’re funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness Picture Quote #1

Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom Picture Quote #1

Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine Picture Quote #1

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I like to have fun, but I don’t think of myself as being funny. But I’m a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they’re easier emotions for me to connect with Picture Quote #1

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off Picture Quote #1

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children Picture Quote #1

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn’t like people who had no sense of humour Picture Quote #1

If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so much more funny than if you’re going for a laugh Picture Quote #1

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I do find comedy difficult. I don’t know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There’s a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny Picture Quote #1

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it’s a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff Picture Quote #1

The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt Picture Quote #1

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It’s embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I’ve had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it’s just because they don’t behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power Picture Quote #1

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You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum (Funny Quotes) As a rule people don’t think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny (Funny Quotes) I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love (Funny Quotes) Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don’t have no sense (Funny Quotes) I used to take myself very seriously, now it’s all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the time when something’s a big deal for us, it’s only become a big deal in the space between our ears (Funny Quotes) I don’t have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place (Funny Quotes) I have an inability to enjoy things, but that’s why we’re in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn’t be funny, I guess (Funny Quotes) What I don’t like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there’s no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don’t want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here’s the epiphany scene and then the movie’s over (Funny Quotes) I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny (Funny Quotes) The funny guy doesn’t get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn’t have (Funny Quotes) Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it’s very funny (Funny Quotes) A lot of people who claim they’re political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions (Funny Quotes) Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It’s just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can’t sit down and have dinner and enjoy another person’s company if you don’t have the same beliefs. It’s ridiculous (Funny Quotes) One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably (Funny Quotes) I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing (Funny Quotes) I think stutterers are funny. And I know it’s rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is okay because I know why they’re funny. They make people nervous. People think, when on earth are they going to get the word out, so they start laughing out of their own nervousness (Funny Quotes) Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom (Funny Quotes) Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine (Funny Quotes) I like to have fun, but I don’t think of myself as being funny. But I’m a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they’re easier emotions for me to connect with (Funny Quotes) By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off (Funny Quotes) Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children (Funny Quotes) My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn’t like people who had no sense of humour (Funny Quotes) If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so much more funny than if you’re going for a laugh (Funny Quotes) I do find comedy difficult. I don’t know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There’s a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny (Funny Quotes) I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it’s a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff (Funny Quotes) The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt (Funny Quotes) I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It’s embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I’ve had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it’s just because they don’t behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power (Funny Quotes)

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