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Funny Quotes

I don’t really have a type of guy I like. It’s just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny Picture Quote #1

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere Picture Quote #1

I don’t happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don’t know what’s funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally Picture Quote #1

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because I’m a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I’m more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me Picture Quote #1

You have to make a lot of sacrifices, and the main thing you have to sacrifice is your privacy. It’s funny because when I was growing up, my daddy was and still is an insurance agent in our home town. He couldn’t go anywhere without somebody recognizing him or needing something from him Picture Quote #1

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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit Picture Quote #1

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day Picture Quote #1

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over Picture Quote #1

There’s lots of kinds of chains. You can’t see most of them, the one’s that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link. Sometimes the links are weak, snap like this one did. That’s another funny thing, now that I think of it. Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all Picture Quote #1

At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you, and once in a while people may even take your breath away Picture Quote #1

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Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories... they’re the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the world, there is only one important story: of youth, loss and yearning for redemption. So we tell the same story, over and over. Only the details are different Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how strangers can pass in front of you every day and all you see is a flat shadow, a vague outline, not noticing any of the details. They move in a gray crowd, always looking the same and acting the same, simple caricatures of who they really are, but once you get to know them, you notice the specific, tiniest things, you pay attention to the intricacies of their personalities, their habits and particular ways of walking and talking, the subtle changes in their appearance and dress Picture Quote #1

I know I have to stop. We all have to stop. Funny how knowing something’s a bad idea doesn’t make a difference Picture Quote #1

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people Picture Quote #1

And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life Picture Quote #1

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny, how one can look back on a sorrow one thought one might well die of at the time, and know that one had not yet reckoned the tenth part of true grief Picture Quote #1

She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house Picture Quote #1

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them Picture Quote #1

That’s funny, you’re funny. I like you, I’m quite taken by you Picture Quote #1

... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny Picture Quote #1

It was funny, though, the things you didn’t learn about people until after they died Picture Quote #1

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Time goes by at such a pace,it’s funny how it’s easy to forget her face Picture Quote #1

It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn’t so Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it’s all you ever think about Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you Picture Quote #1

It’s funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It’s rarely the people we think it should be Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that’s funny, huh?... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are Picture Quote #1

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I don’t really have a type of guy I like. It’s just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny (Funny Quotes) Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere (Funny Quotes) I don’t happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don’t know what’s funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally (Funny Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because I’m a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I’m more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me (Funny Quotes) You have to make a lot of sacrifices, and the main thing you have to sacrifice is your privacy. It’s funny because when I was growing up, my daddy was and still is an insurance agent in our home town. He couldn’t go anywhere without somebody recognizing him or needing something from him (Funny Quotes) I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit (Funny Quotes) Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone (Funny Quotes) I don’t have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day (Funny Quotes) She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over (Funny Quotes) There’s lots of kinds of chains. You can’t see most of them, the one’s that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link. Sometimes the links are weak, snap like this one did. That’s another funny thing, now that I think of it. Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all (Funny Quotes) At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you, and once in a while people may even take your breath away (Funny Quotes) Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories... they’re the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the world, there is only one important story: of youth, loss and yearning for redemption. So we tell the same story, over and over. Only the details are different (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how strangers can pass in front of you every day and all you see is a flat shadow, a vague outline, not noticing any of the details. They move in a gray crowd, always looking the same and acting the same, simple caricatures of who they really are, but once you get to know them, you notice the specific, tiniest things, you pay attention to the intricacies of their personalities, their habits and particular ways of walking and talking, the subtle changes in their appearance and dress (Funny Quotes) I know I have to stop. We all have to stop. Funny how knowing something’s a bad idea doesn’t make a difference (Funny Quotes) Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people (Funny Quotes) And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life (Funny Quotes) Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, how one can look back on a sorrow one thought one might well die of at the time, and know that one had not yet reckoned the tenth part of true grief (Funny Quotes) She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house (Funny Quotes) The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them (Funny Quotes) That’s funny, you’re funny. I like you, I’m quite taken by you (Funny Quotes) ... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny (Funny Quotes) It was funny, though, the things you didn’t learn about people until after they died (Funny Quotes) Time goes by at such a pace,it’s funny how it’s easy to forget her face (Funny Quotes) It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn’t so (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it’s all you ever think about (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you (Funny Quotes) It’s funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It’s rarely the people we think it should be (Funny Quotes) Yeah, that’s funny, huh?... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are (Funny Quotes)

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