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Funny Quotes

Here’s the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn’t seem to stop Picture Quote #1

I don’t want any funny business, and above all I don’t want to be dragged into other people’s funny business. If it’s to be my head on the block, I want to know that it’s doing there, and not that it’s some stupid things that other people have done Picture Quote #1

Practice is funny that way. For days and days, you make out only the fragments of what to do. And then one day you’ve got the thing whole. Conscious learning becomes unconscious knowledge, and you cannot say precisely how Picture Quote #1

A politician is a politician whether he’s wearing a suit or a funny hat Picture Quote #1

Yes, it’s funny, isn’t it? You try to do what’s best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts Picture Quote #1

As she came closer to him she noticed that there was a clean fresh scent of heather and grass and leaves about him, almost as if he were made of them. She liked it very much and when she looked into his funny face with the red cheeks and round blue eyes she forgot that she had felt shy Picture Quote #1

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Now I’m just like everybody else, and it’s so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the street is funny. I entered a revolving door and emerged as a human being. When you think of me is my face electronically blurred? Picture Quote #1

That night we danced, I marked you as mine and I made it stick. There wasn’t a boy or a man on that lake that didn’t know who you belonged to, and the minute there was even a whiff one of them was stepping over the line, they walked funny for a week Picture Quote #1

The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one’s home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard Picture Quote #1

Let’s do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can’t go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it’s wrong, and a bad monkey Picture Quote #1

The brilliant escape, the funny line to cap it, despite the lack of timing. And the girl was still dead. The last act had not materialised. The world, and himself, remained so far from what they should be: so imperfect Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you Picture Quote #1

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Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving Picture Quote #1

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman Picture Quote #1

When he talked his eyes went away from mine and then he forced himself to look straight at me and he began to explain and I knew that he felt very strange with me and that he hated me, and it was funny sitting there and talking like that, knowing he hated me Picture Quote #1

Make time for prayer and reflection; try to understand your value as a man on earth but see, too, your proper place in the scheme of things. It may sound funny to say this, but I have come to see that we are all far more important and less important than we think Picture Quote #1

Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it Picture Quote #1

This was the way the night had cashed in. Choices had been made and things happened, and here we were. It was sad, and funny. My life was made of this. Stuff like this Picture Quote #1

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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It’s really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny to think that this magnificent piece of matter is in a state of decay? Really, can you think of any other living thing that looks this glorious as it’s dying? Picture Quote #1

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was Picture Quote #1

That’s the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl’s clothes cost more than the girl inside them? Picture Quote #1

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You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything Picture Quote #1

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? Picture Quote #1

Irony won’t save you from anything; humour doesn’t do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, or how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humour, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing Picture Quote #1

This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn’t work. So I don’t have any cappuccino... I didn’t miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino Picture Quote #1

Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It’s not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself Picture Quote #1

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it Picture Quote #1

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Here’s the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn’t seem to stop (Funny Quotes) I don’t want any funny business, and above all I don’t want to be dragged into other people’s funny business. If it’s to be my head on the block, I want to know that it’s doing there, and not that it’s some stupid things that other people have done (Funny Quotes) Practice is funny that way. For days and days, you make out only the fragments of what to do. And then one day you’ve got the thing whole. Conscious learning becomes unconscious knowledge, and you cannot say precisely how (Funny Quotes) A politician is a politician whether he’s wearing a suit or a funny hat (Funny Quotes) Yes, it’s funny, isn’t it? You try to do what’s best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts (Funny Quotes) As she came closer to him she noticed that there was a clean fresh scent of heather and grass and leaves about him, almost as if he were made of them. She liked it very much and when she looked into his funny face with the red cheeks and round blue eyes she forgot that she had felt shy (Funny Quotes) Now I’m just like everybody else, and it’s so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the street is funny. I entered a revolving door and emerged as a human being. When you think of me is my face electronically blurred? (Funny Quotes) That night we danced, I marked you as mine and I made it stick. There wasn’t a boy or a man on that lake that didn’t know who you belonged to, and the minute there was even a whiff one of them was stepping over the line, they walked funny for a week (Funny Quotes) The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one’s home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard (Funny Quotes) Let’s do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can’t go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it’s wrong, and a bad monkey (Funny Quotes) The brilliant escape, the funny line to cap it, despite the lack of timing. And the girl was still dead. The last act had not materialised. The world, and himself, remained so far from what they should be: so imperfect (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you (Funny Quotes) Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving (Funny Quotes) Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman (Funny Quotes) When he talked his eyes went away from mine and then he forced himself to look straight at me and he began to explain and I knew that he felt very strange with me and that he hated me, and it was funny sitting there and talking like that, knowing he hated me (Funny Quotes) Make time for prayer and reflection; try to understand your value as a man on earth but see, too, your proper place in the scheme of things. It may sound funny to say this, but I have come to see that we are all far more important and less important than we think (Funny Quotes) Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it (Funny Quotes) This was the way the night had cashed in. Choices had been made and things happened, and here we were. It was sad, and funny. My life was made of this. Stuff like this (Funny Quotes) I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It’s really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny to think that this magnificent piece of matter is in a state of decay? Really, can you think of any other living thing that looks this glorious as it’s dying? (Funny Quotes) Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was (Funny Quotes) That’s the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl’s clothes cost more than the girl inside them? (Funny Quotes) You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything (Funny Quotes) Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? (Funny Quotes) Irony won’t save you from anything; humour doesn’t do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, or how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humour, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing (Funny Quotes) This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn’t work. So I don’t have any cappuccino... I didn’t miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino (Funny Quotes) Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It’s not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself (Funny Quotes) I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it (Funny Quotes)

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