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Funny Quotes

It’s funny. I’m attracted to things that don’t have any impact on life. People say I’ve done a great thing for women. I don’t think I have. People say I’ve given people courage. That makes me feel good, but I don’t see how I do that. I think my running is a selfish thing. But it provides the challenge that allows me to feel good about myself. How can I expect to do well in other activities if I don’t feel good about myself? Picture Quote #1

I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a funny old face. Someone described it once, and I think they were being kind, as character. But I know what they mean! I’ve never been that conventional. I suppose maybe it means that my face can look different in different lights, so I just try and sort of keep it simple when I’m going out, to still look like me Picture Quote #1

To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny... though... I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat Picture Quote #1

Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense Picture Quote #1

Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud! Picture Quote #1

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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend’s mother about her heart condition? Picture Quote #1

Golf’s a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament Picture Quote #1

I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs Picture Quote #1

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime Picture Quote #1

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it Picture Quote #1

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That’s what makes them funny and captivating Picture Quote #1

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I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what good composition is... Sometimes for me composition has to do with a certain brightness or a certain coming to restness and other times it has to do with funny mistakes. There’s a kind of rightness and wrongness and sometimes I like rightness and sometimes I like wrongness Picture Quote #1

There’s something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That’s why there are not a lot of sad viral videos Picture Quote #1

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it Picture Quote #1

I feel there’s a funny little hole in me that wasn’t there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach Picture Quote #1

I’m actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don’t wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it’s very sexy, so it wasn’t too hard to get into the motion of it Picture Quote #1

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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12 Picture Quote #1

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I’m not perfect. I’m a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don’t do well. I used to be very uptight, but I’ve learned to loosen up Picture Quote #1

It’s great if you’re funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores Picture Quote #1

I love improv so much. Listening. I think that’s the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to what’s being said to you, and then react honestly, you generally get better results Picture Quote #1

If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty Picture Quote #1

I always thought it’s way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted Picture Quote #1

The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn’t seem good enough Picture Quote #1

It’s a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone’s on heat. It’s a strange energy. It’s full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music Picture Quote #1

He walked into a room and everything stopped. Elvis was just so physically beautiful that even if he didn’t have any talent... just his face, just his presence. And he was funny, charming, and complicated, but he didn’t wear it on his sleeve. You didn’t see that he was complicated. You saw great needs Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I’m the one who apparently receives the bruises... the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It’s a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I’d have been killed if I hadn’t been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don’t last long, because they can’t stand the treatment Picture Quote #1

My sons the same, hes terribly funny. Its a wonderful power to have. Its also fantastically disarming. Women find it unbelievably disarming. You can say the most astonishing things if youre funny. You can tell a woman that shes irresistibly attractive, but do it in such a funny way Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny. I’m attracted to things that don’t have any impact on life. People say I’ve done a great thing for women. I don’t think I have. People say I’ve given people courage. That makes me feel good, but I don’t see how I do that. I think my running is a selfish thing. But it provides the challenge that allows me to feel good about myself. How can I expect to do well in other activities if I don’t feel good about myself? (Funny Quotes) I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started (Funny Quotes) I’ve got a funny old face. Someone described it once, and I think they were being kind, as character. But I know what they mean! I’ve never been that conventional. I suppose maybe it means that my face can look different in different lights, so I just try and sort of keep it simple when I’m going out, to still look like me (Funny Quotes) To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny... though... I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat (Funny Quotes) Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense (Funny Quotes) Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud! (Funny Quotes) Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend’s mother about her heart condition? (Funny Quotes) Golf’s a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament (Funny Quotes) I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs (Funny Quotes) A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime (Funny Quotes) Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it (Funny Quotes) Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That’s what makes them funny and captivating (Funny Quotes) I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring (Funny Quotes) I don’t know what good composition is... Sometimes for me composition has to do with a certain brightness or a certain coming to restness and other times it has to do with funny mistakes. There’s a kind of rightness and wrongness and sometimes I like rightness and sometimes I like wrongness (Funny Quotes) There’s something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That’s why there are not a lot of sad viral videos (Funny Quotes) Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it (Funny Quotes) I feel there’s a funny little hole in me that wasn’t there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach (Funny Quotes) I’m actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don’t wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it’s very sexy, so it wasn’t too hard to get into the motion of it (Funny Quotes) No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12 (Funny Quotes) It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I’m not perfect. I’m a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don’t do well. I used to be very uptight, but I’ve learned to loosen up (Funny Quotes) It’s great if you’re funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores (Funny Quotes) I love improv so much. Listening. I think that’s the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of pressure on yourself to create, and to be generating information, and trying to be funny, but if you just listen to what’s being said to you, and then react honestly, you generally get better results (Funny Quotes) If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Funny Quotes) I always thought it’s way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way (Funny Quotes) I’ve been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted (Funny Quotes) The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn’t seem good enough (Funny Quotes) It’s a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone’s on heat. It’s a strange energy. It’s full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music (Funny Quotes) He walked into a room and everything stopped. Elvis was just so physically beautiful that even if he didn’t have any talent... just his face, just his presence. And he was funny, charming, and complicated, but he didn’t wear it on his sleeve. You didn’t see that he was complicated. You saw great needs (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I’m the one who apparently receives the bruises... the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It’s a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I’d have been killed if I hadn’t been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don’t last long, because they can’t stand the treatment (Funny Quotes) My sons the same, hes terribly funny. Its a wonderful power to have. Its also fantastically disarming. Women find it unbelievably disarming. You can say the most astonishing things if youre funny. You can tell a woman that shes irresistibly attractive, but do it in such a funny way (Funny Quotes)

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