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Funny Quotes

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I’m being funny no matter what I say or do and that’s not the case. I rarely joke unless I’m in front of a camera. It’s not what I am in real life. It’s what I do for a living Picture Quote #1

It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here Picture Quote #1

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is Picture Quote #1

At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I can’t believe I’m going to be 60. I always say there’s no point moaning about getting older, when there’s nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, really? Me? Picture Quote #1

If there’s ever a woman who’s smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don’t write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them Picture Quote #1

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Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind Picture Quote #1

It’s nothing really. It’s the unique presentation that makes me look good in the action scenes. Why did I dare do them? That’s a funny question! Why do I act? Why do I breathe! Picture Quote #1

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? Picture Quote #1

I’m really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh Picture Quote #1

I think that it’s really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that’s usually directed towards children Picture Quote #1

I try to become a singer. The guitar has always been abused with distortion units and funny sorts of effects, but when you don’t do that and just let the genuine sound come through, there’s a whole magic there Picture Quote #1

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Isn’t it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn’t it? Picture Quote #1

I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn’t matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I’m never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy Picture Quote #1

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks Picture Quote #1

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you’re not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny Picture Quote #1

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They’re just not aware of how funny they are Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who’s really funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but many people don’t understand why I draw so many games nowadays. They think my style must have changed but this is not the case at all. The answer to this drawing disease is that my favorite squares are e6, f7, g7 and h7 and everyone now knows this. They protect these squares not once but four times! Picture Quote #1

I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it’s gonna be funny seeing them eat their words Picture Quote #1

It’s funny that they’ve called homosexuality a crime... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal Picture Quote #1

I’ve never really focused on if I had good habits when I sang or if I had bad habits, or if I was breathing correctly. So, I started doing vocal exercises and would stretch out before I sang, stuff to help my breathing. It’s funny, you breathe your whole life then you find out you’re not doing it correctly Picture Quote #1

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone Picture Quote #1

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I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world Picture Quote #1

It’s funny I’m in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I don’t fish, I don’t hunt, I’m not that into sports. I can’t fix a car. I think it’s my point of view and the way I see the world Picture Quote #1

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? Picture Quote #1

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it Picture Quote #1

Funny how the love be fake... but I ain’t stressin’.Thankful for the love that’s genuine... appreciate the blessin’ Picture Quote #1

Reality television was in some ways being unimaginative at that time. We were excited about the possibilities of the form, to use real people as your stars, to not be about winning, to be about going on complicated, challenging, funny, dramatic journeys Picture Quote #1

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People want me to be funny all the time. They think I’m being funny no matter what I say or do and that’s not the case. I rarely joke unless I’m in front of a camera. It’s not what I am in real life. It’s what I do for a living (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here (Funny Quotes) It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is (Funny Quotes) At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad (Funny Quotes) Sometimes I can’t believe I’m going to be 60. I always say there’s no point moaning about getting older, when there’s nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, really? Me? (Funny Quotes) If there’s ever a woman who’s smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don’t write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them (Funny Quotes) Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind (Funny Quotes) It’s nothing really. It’s the unique presentation that makes me look good in the action scenes. Why did I dare do them? That’s a funny question! Why do I act? Why do I breathe! (Funny Quotes) Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? (Funny Quotes) I’m really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh (Funny Quotes) I think that it’s really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that’s usually directed towards children (Funny Quotes) I try to become a singer. The guitar has always been abused with distortion units and funny sorts of effects, but when you don’t do that and just let the genuine sound come through, there’s a whole magic there (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn’t it? (Funny Quotes) I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn’t matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I’m never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy (Funny Quotes) The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks (Funny Quotes) In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you’re not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny (Funny Quotes) There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They’re just not aware of how funny they are (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened (Funny Quotes) I’ve always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who’s really funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but many people don’t understand why I draw so many games nowadays. They think my style must have changed but this is not the case at all. The answer to this drawing disease is that my favorite squares are e6, f7, g7 and h7 and everyone now knows this. They protect these squares not once but four times! (Funny Quotes) I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it’s gonna be funny seeing them eat their words (Funny Quotes) It’s funny that they’ve called homosexuality a crime... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal (Funny Quotes) I’ve never really focused on if I had good habits when I sang or if I had bad habits, or if I was breathing correctly. So, I started doing vocal exercises and would stretch out before I sang, stuff to help my breathing. It’s funny, you breathe your whole life then you find out you’re not doing it correctly (Funny Quotes) Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone (Funny Quotes) I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world (Funny Quotes) It’s funny I’m in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I don’t fish, I don’t hunt, I’m not that into sports. I can’t fix a car. I think it’s my point of view and the way I see the world (Funny Quotes) Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? (Funny Quotes) Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it (Funny Quotes) Funny how the love be fake... but I ain’t stressin’.Thankful for the love that’s genuine... appreciate the blessin’ (Funny Quotes) Reality television was in some ways being unimaginative at that time. We were excited about the possibilities of the form, to use real people as your stars, to not be about winning, to be about going on complicated, challenging, funny, dramatic journeys (Funny Quotes)

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