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Funny Quotes

Maybe I think you’re cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean Picture Quote #1

I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem Picture Quote #1

Sex is always funny. I don’t find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it’s an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny Picture Quote #1

It’s really funny, I think to myself... I’ve got my same guitar and amp, it’s just a bigger room now! Some things don’t change Picture Quote #1

Life’s funny. You have to find a way to keep going, to keep laughing, even after you realize that none of your dreams will come true. When you realize that, there’s still so much of a life to get through Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, I must admit, I’d like to have a second guitarist onstage with me, but it wouldn’t look right. I’d like to play for another 20 years, but I don’t know... I just can’t see it happening. I don’t know why. It’s a certain foreboding... a funny feeling... vultures Picture Quote #1

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$Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in your mind, all while years melted down into the fraction of a second Picture Quote #1$

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller Picture Quote #1

You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats Picture Quote #1

Love is a funny thing, isn’t it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh Picture Quote #1

Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don’t understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don’t understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn’t bother you any more Picture Quote #1

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You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury Picture Quote #1

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don’t believe you or think that you’re being funny Picture Quote #1

Ruth’s writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it’s always a real treat of a read Picture Quote #1

About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell... I defy anybody to read the first page and not keep going to the last Picture Quote #1

In my experience, it’s not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows Picture Quote #1

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One way to tell if you’re really comfortable with a person is if you can be quiet together sometimes and not feel awkward. If you don’t feel obligated to say something brilliant or funny or surprising or cool. You can just be together. You can just be Picture Quote #1

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end Picture Quote #1

Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They’re only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar Picture Quote #1

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time Picture Quote #1

All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they’re so punk because they have a purple mohawk Picture Quote #1

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Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It’s just a matter of where you’re standing Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we can never really know what’s ahead though we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There’s a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had Picture Quote #1

I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime Picture Quote #1

Underwear. It’s like a God damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked Picture Quote #1

People think it’s funny when a dumb person can’t do things the same way they can Picture Quote #1

You can’t be funny unless you’re tragic, and you can’t be tragic unless you’re funny Picture Quote #1

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Maybe I think you’re cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean (Funny Quotes) I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem (Funny Quotes) Sex is always funny. I don’t find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it’s an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny (Funny Quotes) It’s really funny, I think to myself... I’ve got my same guitar and amp, it’s just a bigger room now! Some things don’t change (Funny Quotes) Life’s funny. You have to find a way to keep going, to keep laughing, even after you realize that none of your dreams will come true. When you realize that, there’s still so much of a life to get through (Funny Quotes) Sometimes, I must admit, I’d like to have a second guitarist onstage with me, but it wouldn’t look right. I’d like to play for another 20 years, but I don’t know... I just can’t see it happening. I don’t know why. It’s a certain foreboding... a funny feeling... vultures (Funny Quotes) Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in your mind, all while years melted down into the fraction of a second (Funny Quotes) To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller (Funny Quotes) You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats (Funny Quotes) Love is a funny thing, isn’t it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh (Funny Quotes) Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don’t understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don’t understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn’t bother you any more (Funny Quotes) You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury (Funny Quotes) You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don’t believe you or think that you’re being funny (Funny Quotes) Ruth’s writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it’s always a real treat of a read (Funny Quotes) About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell... I defy anybody to read the first page and not keep going to the last (Funny Quotes) In my experience, it’s not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows (Funny Quotes) One way to tell if you’re really comfortable with a person is if you can be quiet together sometimes and not feel awkward. If you don’t feel obligated to say something brilliant or funny or surprising or cool. You can just be together. You can just be (Funny Quotes) Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end (Funny Quotes) Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They’re only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar (Funny Quotes) The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time (Funny Quotes) All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they’re so punk because they have a purple mohawk (Funny Quotes) Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It’s just a matter of where you’re standing (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we can never really know what’s ahead though we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There’s a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had (Funny Quotes) I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime (Funny Quotes) Underwear. It’s like a God damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked (Funny Quotes) People think it’s funny when a dumb person can’t do things the same way they can (Funny Quotes) You can’t be funny unless you’re tragic, and you can’t be tragic unless you’re funny (Funny Quotes)

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