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Funny Quotes

I’m a woman of a certain age who doesn’t have kids and never really settled down... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they’re adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache Picture Quote #1

It’s just that I have this funny objection to torturing small animals no matter how scrumptious their body parts might be... Our food industries are equal opportunity abusers: cows, chickens, pigs, and a special mention to those little calves who for their short, miserable lives are locked into crates too small to allow movement just so we can eat veal Picture Quote #1

I’m actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies Picture Quote #1

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that’s probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things Picture Quote #1

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won’t do something just because it’s funny Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable Picture Quote #1

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Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, our beauty standard has become harder and tougher because we live in a tough age. I don’t think anyone wants to walk down the street and feel vulnerable. You want to walk down the street and feel like you’re in control Picture Quote #1

Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change Picture Quote #1

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad Picture Quote #1

If you can’t be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken Picture Quote #1

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The keys that unlock the heart are made of funny materials: a disarming phrase that comes out of the blue, nowhere, a certain sexy walk that sends you reeling, the way someone hums when she is alone. My father said it was the way my mother danced with him Picture Quote #1

The human condition can be summed up in a drop of blood. Show me a teaspoon of blood and I will reveal to thee the ineffable nature of the cosmos, naked and squirming. Squirming. Funny how the truth always seems to do that when you shine a light on it Picture Quote #1

Humor is the oxygen of children’s literature. There’s a lot of competition for children’s time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book Picture Quote #1

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you’ve got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down Picture Quote #1

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren’t looking for it and didn’t plan on it Picture Quote #1

Funny, isn’t it, how your whole life goes by while you think you’re only planning the way you’re going to live it? Picture Quote #1

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He knows I’m brutal. He’s knows I can punch hard. He knows if I connect on his chin, at any one moment, 12 three minute rounds, he’s going to be in serious trouble. If he’s not on the floor, his legs will do a funny dance Picture Quote #1

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations Picture Quote #1

It is funny, but it strikes me that a person without anecdotes that they nurse while they live, and that survive them, are more likely to be utterly lost not only to history but the family following them. Of course this is the fate of most souls, reducing entire lives, no matter how vivid and wonderful, to those sad black names on withering family trees, with half a date dangling after and a question mark Picture Quote #1

You listen to the audience. The audience is wrong individually and always right collectively. If they don’t laugh, it isn’t funny. If they cough, it isn’t interesting. If they walk out, you are in trouble Picture Quote #1

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there’s a light at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

I’m twice as funny, I’m twice as smart, I’m twice as whatever when I’m around other people that challenge me Picture Quote #1

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Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me Picture Quote #1

It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers Picture Quote #1

Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny Picture Quote #1

Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does Picture Quote #1

Spirituality is invisible. Never forget that. If you can see it, if it’s dressed in funny robes, if it’s up there to be looked at, if it’s making a big performance of itself, it is not spirituality. It is ego Picture Quote #1

We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong Picture Quote #1

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I’m a woman of a certain age who doesn’t have kids and never really settled down... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they’re adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache (Funny Quotes) It’s just that I have this funny objection to torturing small animals no matter how scrumptious their body parts might be... Our food industries are equal opportunity abusers: cows, chickens, pigs, and a special mention to those little calves who for their short, miserable lives are locked into crates too small to allow movement just so we can eat veal (Funny Quotes) I’m actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies (Funny Quotes) I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that’s probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things (Funny Quotes) I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won’t do something just because it’s funny (Funny Quotes) If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable (Funny Quotes) Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, our beauty standard has become harder and tougher because we live in a tough age. I don’t think anyone wants to walk down the street and feel vulnerable. You want to walk down the street and feel like you’re in control (Funny Quotes) Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change (Funny Quotes) As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad (Funny Quotes) If you can’t be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken (Funny Quotes) The keys that unlock the heart are made of funny materials: a disarming phrase that comes out of the blue, nowhere, a certain sexy walk that sends you reeling, the way someone hums when she is alone. My father said it was the way my mother danced with him (Funny Quotes) The human condition can be summed up in a drop of blood. Show me a teaspoon of blood and I will reveal to thee the ineffable nature of the cosmos, naked and squirming. Squirming. Funny how the truth always seems to do that when you shine a light on it (Funny Quotes) Humor is the oxygen of children’s literature. There’s a lot of competition for children’s time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book (Funny Quotes) Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you’ve got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down (Funny Quotes) Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren’t looking for it and didn’t plan on it (Funny Quotes) Funny, isn’t it, how your whole life goes by while you think you’re only planning the way you’re going to live it? (Funny Quotes) He knows I’m brutal. He’s knows I can punch hard. He knows if I connect on his chin, at any one moment, 12 three minute rounds, he’s going to be in serious trouble. If he’s not on the floor, his legs will do a funny dance (Funny Quotes) Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations (Funny Quotes) It is funny, but it strikes me that a person without anecdotes that they nurse while they live, and that survive them, are more likely to be utterly lost not only to history but the family following them. Of course this is the fate of most souls, reducing entire lives, no matter how vivid and wonderful, to those sad black names on withering family trees, with half a date dangling after and a question mark (Funny Quotes) You listen to the audience. The audience is wrong individually and always right collectively. If they don’t laugh, it isn’t funny. If they cough, it isn’t interesting. If they walk out, you are in trouble (Funny Quotes) Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there’s a light at the end of the tunnel (Funny Quotes) I’m twice as funny, I’m twice as smart, I’m twice as whatever when I’m around other people that challenge me (Funny Quotes) Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me (Funny Quotes) It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers (Funny Quotes) Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny (Funny Quotes) Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does (Funny Quotes) Spirituality is invisible. Never forget that. If you can see it, if it’s dressed in funny robes, if it’s up there to be looked at, if it’s making a big performance of itself, it is not spirituality. It is ego (Funny Quotes) We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong (Funny Quotes)

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